Caption Contest

March 12, 2020: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

Whogaman:
Superman: "Quick Lois! Get some toilet paper!"
Lois: "Sorry, Superman! They were sold out!"

Runners-Up:

Mr Mxy:
Constipation is no joke Lois!

afriend:
Dean Cain's fear of flying finally got the best of him.

Kal-Ed:
That feeling you get when you know you flunked your SAT exams.

MattComics:
Ughhhh the Bendis run. It's like being hit with the flu and Kryptonite at the same time!

general_zod:
I think I pulled my red trunks up too quickly!

jreyes3001:
Lois: Superman where does it hurt?
Superman: A little lower. Lower, loooower.
Lois: Grow up!

mlefort347:
Lois: You're not the first guy to hyperventilate, baby. I told you they were real and spectacular.

Superman2878:
Lois- "You did it Superman! You're Metropolis's new burger eater champ! 10000 hamburgers in less than 10 seconds!"
Superman-"Please don't say burger."

elvisdo:
"You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time." Star-Lord wasn't kidding.

Da Puertorican:
I have survived Doomsday, nuclear explosions, flying into the sun, "Batman v Superman", "Justice League"... I can't believe it's your cooking that finally destroyed me.


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