Caption Contest

August 26, 2009: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest


Lois: Clark, I've found a house at Wisteria Lane.
Clark: Great! When are we moving in?
Lois: Yeah, about that...


Behold the Thumb of Steel, with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Thumbs...

Kal Kent:
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Mentos, the freshmaker!

"Have you heard the good news?"

Clark: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Lois: Please excuse my husband. He had a bit part in his senior class play and he just can't let go.

jimmy mac:
Little Dean Cain
sat in the rain
eating his cherry pie.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said,
"Hey - this ain't no cherry pie!"

Lois: "I really don't want to see this pic on your Myspace Clark"

Here at Honest Willie's Used-Car Lot, I guarantee that you will find the brand new Pre-Owned car or truck of your dreams or my wife Sally, here, will paint your fence. I guarantee!

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