Caption Contest

August 16, 2011: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

jagross0325:
Well I certainly hope this incident doesn't discourage you from banking. Statistically speaking it's still the SAFEST place to put your money.

Runners-Up:

jed1138:
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Kryptonian Financial,We have Superman!

BORKfromORK:
Does this mean I'm not getting that free toaster?

KaptainKrypton:
Distressed with Bank of America's lack of customer service, Superman decided to take a more direct approach regarding his account.

KiddSketch:
Man vs Safe. Coming next on Discovery Channel

sundevil82:
no bank bailouts on my watch!

SupermanOfEarth203:
Disney vault, my rear end. I want to watchSleeping Beauty, and I want to watch it now!

mindhavens:
Synder: Don't worry about the hair Henry, it worked for David Hasselhoff in the 80s and it'll work for you.

solitude:
So much for putting my copy of Action Comics 1 in the Metropolis Bank Vault

zoocko:
Ummm... the door was like that when I came in.

KaptainKrypton:
"With all this accumulated knowledge, when will this dummy learn to use the doorknob."

Lucread:
"Its empty! Singer really did spend two films' budget on the last Superman film!"

super surfer:
You're safe now.


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