Caption Contest

February 25, 2008: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Sam Jones III: I'm a model, you know what I mean? I do my little turn on the cat-walk, on the cat-walk, on the cat-walk, I shake my little tush on the cat-walk, yeah!

Alison Mack: How long has he been like this?

Tom Welling: 2... no 3 years. 3 Years.

Alison Mack: Wow.

And the runner-ups:

Pete: OK, on Clark's cue, I'll dump the pigs blood on Lana's head...

The CW Presents: The Phantom of the Teenage Superhero Soap Opera!


...saaaaay you'llllll share with me one looooooove.... one....

BASH! BASH! BASH! Where was I?

Tom: Where have you been, man?
Sam: Remember that old show Animaniacs?
Tom: Yeah! It was sweet. I always loved Pinky.
Sam: Well, Remember how they got locked in the Warner Brothers water tower on the movie lot.
Tom: Yeah.
Sam: Well, that's where I've been.

Pete: You was my brother Clarkie. You was suppose ta be looking out for me a little bit. I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender. Instead I'm just a bum, with a one-way ticket to palookaville.

Raging One Tree Hill was a potential spinoff, until the execs deemed the title "Not hip enough... and kinda creepy.

super surfer
Pete's Catwalk of Solitude.

Pete: I can't believe I got a construction job at the Watchtower! Some day this building will become a great symbol for justice and I'm so proud to be a part of it.

Foreman: Hey Ross, quit slacking around! That toilet aint gonna be installed all by itself!

Pete: Yes, Mr. Bailey!

They call him Mr. Glass. Cause he installs windows, you racists!

It's time for a KingGramJohnson classic Brown Nose Moment!

Neal Bailey's red hair is friggen awesome! It makes be want some so bad!

Thanks for listening, this is KingGramJohnson...signing off!

Congratulations, KingGramJohnson, Ruler of Australia!

Lana: "You know, you say you're always here for me, Clark, but as soon as I accidentally cut myself on a sharpened Kryptonite school ID of Pete's that I found at the Talon and I turn into a duplicate of Pete, you start avoiding me!"

I'll bet they've pitched that plot.

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