Caption Contest

February 19, 2013: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

tullmann:
Apparently, the combined knowledge of the 28 known galaxies didn't include a section on "pull" doors.

Runners-Up:

Rob Gillespie:
"Excuse me sir, but have you accepted Rao as your saviour?"

Tony Graziano:
I come in anyway? I come in anyway.

David Bullock:
Faora, the kid says if we don't pay up for the newspaper subscription, he'll do to our house what he did to the convenience store...

kaleldpn:
Zod, former dictator or Krypton, has indeed fallen on hard times as he now sits in doorways and sings...
ZOD: show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...

kllel78:
Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a door knob....

jwt6577:
You had a job at 7-11 one day, ONE DAY. How did you burn the place down?

TheRob1976:
Superman: Ah, c'mon, it's not that hard
Zod: But there's just so many...
Superman: Zod, it's RedBox and they have a "wide selection"

TheTank:
General! Would you care to pay for that Slurpee?

jagross0325:
Superman: It's ok Zod. You know when I developed super breath, I blew Pa's barn door clear cross the country...

lemarjones:
There's a public service announcement here somewhere.

super surfer:
You diseased maniac! Did you really think you could hide the caption contest from me behind a glass door?

robertgillis:
Zod: "I said Time Out! What part of that do you not understand?"
Superman: "You're destroying Smallville."
Zod: "And I need to catch my breath. So time out!"

JhnJhnsn2002:
And that's an example of "kicking butt." Any more quaint Earth expressions you'd like explained?


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