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February 4, 2007: Caption Contest

Winner:
super surfer
Lana: Good, good. Now kill him and take your rightful place by my side.

And the runner-ups:

neal bailey
Clark: Rock!

Lex: Gun.

neal bailey
Lex: You talkin' to me? Cause I don't see anyone else here.

(Timidly, Clark points to Lana).

Lex: I meant sentient vertebrates who can count to four.

(Lana turns, stomps, and walks off.)

Planet-man
Well since Lex already used the boomstick caption, I'm going to have to default to this one:

Clark: Why, Lex? Why?

Lex: Jor-El is SOAP. That's why.

Planet-man
Whoa, when I said the first "Lex" in that last caption, I meant "Neal".

How's THAT for a Freudian Slip?

Mercy, have this Planet-Man liquidated.

Hawkeye4077
Dodge This!

Planet-man
Clark: Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Lana?

Lana: N-...No shooting friends, Lex...

(kudos to anyone who gets this refenence)

And Lex Luthor says death to anyone who doesn't.

super surfer
Clark: Hey Lana, check this out. Take this gun, lex, and shoot me in the eye with it.

super surfer
Lex Fudd: Say your Pwayers, kwyptonian!
Clark: But it's Lana season.
Lana: Clark season!
Clark: Lana season!
Lana: CLARK SEASON!
Clark: CLARK SEASON!
Lana: LANA SEASON! FIRE!
(BOOM!!!)
(Lana picks up her nose.)
Lana: You're despicable!

super surfer
The moment before Lex lost both his legs.

kal_el_87
Clark (intoxicated): "Have no fear, Superman is here..."

Lex (looks at camera): "Um, is he...do we keep shooting? Um...Okay: Oh no, it's Superman...but I'll bet he's not faster...than...a bullet?"

*Clark smashes Lex in the face with a beer bottle, as Lex screams vehemently*

Clark (as he jumps out a window, and takes down the entire wall prop): "Hooray, you're saved!"

super surfer
The debate about the proper ratio of muons to anti-higgs in particle weapons turned ugly.

Kaos78
Al: "Ok guys just hold it right there, the grips need to change the lighting."

Mike: So Tom how's it going?
Tom: Oh pretty good, getting ready to do Cheaper by the Dozen
3 this summer.
MIke: Oh that sounds exciting. Speaking of movies, I saw
one last night on cable that's one of my all-time
favorites. In fact, it even reminded me of something very
important that I've been meaning to do for years but just
haven't gotten around to it.
Tom: Really, which one?
Mike: The Crow.
Tom: What?!

Al: "Ok guys, Action"

Look_Ma_No_Wires
Lex: This is my fiance this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun!

Ermy FTW

RKromwell
Clark: LEX IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO NEW YORK!

Sven-El
Lex: Tell me something, Clark, Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Clark: ActauallY I did dance with Lana. Does that count?
Lex ( lowers gun) : It does.

Sven-El
Lex: All right, Clark. Give me the answer!
Clark: Ok, Lex, ok. Go with Mr. Stegosaurus.

Demiguise
Lex: Do you know what my father used to tell me? He told me, Lex, land is not important. What you need is Lana, because everyone needs Lana.

Demiguise
Clark: Lex, you don't even know the rules. My swimmers are active for two years.

Jon_Kent
Lex: I need your clothes, your boots and you motorcycle.

dtaina
Lana: Clark! What are you doing here?
Clark: I live here! What are you doing here?
Lana: Secrets and lies! Secrets and lies!
Lex: [pulls out a gun] I have to shoot you, Clark!
Clark: What? Why?!
Lex: It's the only way I can stop her incessant whining!!
Clark: ...then for the love of god, man, do it!

Suntanned Superman
Lex: Clarksburg? CLARKSBURG?

Terminal
Michael: This is for "The Fog" you son of a...
Tom: I wasn't the one fighting with vibrators dressed as a woman.
Lana: Snap!

Terminal
Lex thinking: I'm totally going to spout some poetic one-liner, followed by a "Dirty Harry" reference!
Lana thinking: If Clark dies I get Mr. Money bags, if Lex dies, I have a man who can destroy the Earth, eat that Paris Hilton!
Clark thinking: Cheese... cheese... cheese...

Sven-El
LEx; You turned her against me!
Clark: Let her go!
Lex: I won't let you take her from me!
Clark: You've done this yourself. You've allowed Miles and Miller to tiwst yoru mind so much that you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Only a Sith deals in Neutrogena. I will do what I must.

Bocephus Jones
Lex: I've got Lana, I've got the gun, I've got everything
Clark: Yeah I guess you do (walks away)
Lex: Er... waitaminit

emerald_knight
Lex: You're gonna throw me 30ft backwards again aren't you...

sneakymonkey
Lex: Tell me...have you ever been shot in the throat? I ask that of all my prey...before I shoot them in the throat.

Clark: You need a lot a work at this villainy thing, don't you?

super surfer
Clark: Hi. I'm looking for Ray Finkle...

(click)

...and a clean pair of shorts.

super surfer
Lex: YOU MILKED MY WHEELCHAIR! NOW YOU DIE!

rrina3
SneakyMonkeys
Lex!Don't shoot!
There is a reasonable explanation for this!
you see.......
........................Jorel is a soap!

The Caption Contest anime.

JasonSpidey
Lex: Kryptonite bullets, Clark. Hasta la vista.
BANG!
(Clark falls, dead.)
Lana: Klaatu barada nikto!
(Suddenly, Lionel springs out from a nearby stall, lays his hands on Clark, and brings him back to life)
Lex: Oh, come on!

JasonSpidey
Lex: Lana's pregnant with your baby, Clark.
Clark: What?!? But we haven't slept together in like a year and a half!
Lana: I've been saving it, Clark.
Clark: Okay, eew. Seriously, eew. I'm gonna go puke now.

Tork
Lex: Clark will die at my hand and I'll use his remains on the experiments in my water tank. They'll feed off him and spout into life!

Lana: Like sea monkeys?

Lex: *sigh* Yes, Lana. Like seamonkeys.

super surfer
Lex: YOU FORGOT POLAND!

super surfer
Lex: Is it safe?

super surfer
Clark: Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning over 400 comments?
Lex: No. By causing over 400 comments.

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