Caption Contest

February 12, 2007: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
Tork
Clark: I know Kung fu

Lana: I know Lana fu

Lex: I know Gun fu

(Lex shoots both in the head)

Lex: Face it, gun. You're amazing.

And the runner-ups:

jfinn1319
Clark: Sarah Connor? Come with me if you want to li.......LANA!!!!! Oh my god, do you want a ride?

Drives off with Lana

Sarah: That's some bull***t right there.

kal_el_87
Clark Kent. Rearranging furniture, wrecking weddings, and burning down fields after getting a little too close to his mom for six seasons.

BORKfromORK
Im trying to figure out something funny to write to this picture. Then, Ill try to squeeze blood out of a rock.

Preach it, brother.

sneakymonkey
Kal: No, I'm starting to transform! Not now! Gaaaugh!!

(Kal Keels over, contorting, and falls off screen. A minute later he stands back up whereing a blue flannel shirt and red jacket.)

Clark (spastically): Laben flaben! Nice laaady!!! Goo.

hxdelgado
After i get the leather hat and mustache, i can meet up with the Indian chief, the sailor and the hot cop.

sneakymonkey
Ever notice that when Clark gets dosed with red K, he put's on the exact same leather jacket and sunglasses? Which means he's not throwing away Kal's stuff after everythings back to normal, and everyone's forgiven him? Filled with remorse, my #$%.

sneakymonkey
I look very similar when I watch Smallville these days. Except in addition to wearing very dark sunglasses, I also wear headphones. And hit myself on the head with a hammer until me not think so good. So far, I've rated every episode 5 out of 5 this season, so it seems to be working...

super surfer
(pause)
...
(lick)
...
Clark: I like the taste of leather.


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