Caption Contest

May 6, 2007: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

6 years ago:

Producer: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Tom Welling: I'll take the red pill.


Tom Welling: #$%&!

And the runner-ups:

Martha: Clark, do you know why some of the cows are missing?

Clark: Uh... no.

Martha: Wait, since when do you have a leather jacket? *sniffs* and why does it smell like barbeque?

Clark: Would you like a hamburger?

neal bailey
Clark: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for...wait a sec.

(throws two guys across the room)

Clark: I'll be back for breakfast.

super surfer
Question: What does a kryptonian on red kryptonite wear?
Answer: Any damn thing he wants to.

super surfer
Well, at least he's ready to jump the shark, now.

Gardner Snake Blisskin!


Hell bent for Pleather! Get on your Huffy and ride!

For the record, I'll take less comments if they're all this funny.

Clark: Like Dracula, I wear all black. Like Dracula, I romance the ladies. Like Dracula, I suck...

Jimmy: Suck what???

Clark: Oh, no, I just suck as a whole.


One of the earliest carnivores, we now know the Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure. This makes Dilophosaurus a beautiful, but deadly addition to Jurassic Park.

super surfer
Clark: Who am I?
Soap: Your name is Fon-zee. You are the only survivor from the planet Happy Days. Even though you have been raised as a bad actor, you are not one of them. You have great chick-magnet skills, only some of which you have as yet discovered.

Tom: How bout I give you the finger...



Tom: ...and you give me my phonecall.

If this were a picture of Lana, we could make all kinds of "whiny" jokes.
If this were a picture of Lex. we could make all kinds of "bald" jokes.
If this were a picture of Chloe, we could make all kinds of "hopelessly in love with the guy who doesn't want me" jokes.
If this were a picture of Lionel, we could make all kinds of "change of heart" jokes.
If this were a picture of Martha, we could make all kinds of "MY SON!" jokes.
If this were a picture of Johnathan, we could make all kinds of "Kicked off" jokes.
If this were a picture of some random bad guy, we could make "random bad guy" jokes.
But since it's a picture of Clark in black, the only jokes we can make of Grease, and the Fonz jokes.

Come on, Neal! We need more!

Dude, I came up with near ten in five minutes. That pic is DOPEY.

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