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November 28, 2014: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

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The hot new series: Superman Unclean! "Superman having clean clothes makes him too perfect and unrelatable for modern audiences."


Alex Young:
"It's overwhelming isn't it Brainiac? Even the mud is teeming with life and noise - too bad you haven't honed your senses to filter them out... Me? I'm having fun!"

Jason Psilopoulos:
"Jeez! That mountain came outta nowhere!"

Nadia Mancini:
Well, at least it's not kryptonite!

Arnold Schwarzengger's lost audition footage for Superman: The Movie.
Arnold: "Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!"

This is why Superman had to clean his cape in the last caption contest!

Looking to reverse those signs of aging, Superman has himself a Kandorian mudbath.

Ok... I SO have to work on my landings...

Bizzaro #1 take bubble bath. Now me am squeaky clean!

Dark and grim didn't work. So, DC now tries down and dirty.

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