August 1, 2021

Caption Contest

April 14, 2010: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

robertgillis:
My son... You do not remember me. I am Marlon Brando. I'm your father. By now I will have reached my 400th pound, as it is measured on Earth.

Runners-Up:

Pumkinman:
Maybe I should drop the "American way" part...

dayzdoom:
Hey guys! I've found a portal to Earth-KFC!

SuperBatTim:
Fat guy in a little caaaape!

MIKE-EL:
Everything is bigger in Texas!

JohnF79:
Superman is THE BIGGESTLOSER. Congrats!

jdecker:
"I see an Old Man's sick joke"- Superman Returns

Pumkinman:
Don't pout son, the other kids just don't realize what a great... personality you have.

Chiptooth:
Martha: "Well, one thing's for sure, nobody'll be paying attention to your face."
Clark: "Ma!"
Martha: "Well, they don't call'em tights for nothing!"

jagross0325:
After years of pondering, Superman finally discovers the truth as to why the Kryptonian Council only shows their heads.

jimmy mac:
Kevin Smith: "Let's see them throw me off the planenow."


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