Caption Contest

February 17, 2010: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

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Lois: Clark, I just have to ask: Do you have eyes?
Clark: I was wondering the same thing about your ears.


super surfer:
Nice paperweight.

El Duderino:
Oh, great, now they've started to animate Smallville...

chris brockow:
Lois "I'm not really bad I'm just drawn that way."

Lois: No Clark, you can't use my make-up.

As their eyes finally meet Clark realizes diet Dr. Pepper really does taste like regular Dr. Pepper.

Lois: as you can see, Erica Durance looks nothing like me.

jimmy mac:
Lois: "I'm so glad you came to work at the Daily Planet, Clark."
Clark: "R-really, Lois?"
Lois: "Sure! Every working woman needs a gay best friend at the office to confide things to."
Clark: "...hommina hommina hommina...!"

Well Clark, if you need to know, Lex asked me out. And he respects me enough to not disappear during the date to find myself walking home alone.

El Duderino:
"Captain's Log: I've landed on a strange blue planet populated with sentient bipedal beings of all sizes and colors. To survive, I've taken up residence in a large metropolitan information center under the identity of Lois Lane. I'm not sure how I'm going to make it back to the fleet...
Clark: Lois, what are you doing?
Lois: Nothing, Clark, now go get me a sandwich with everything on it!

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