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July 31, 2009: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest


Phantom Stranger:
Clark: Look, how many times do I have to explain this?!
THIS is my helmet and THIS is my hair!


Ok Erica, this is your first season so let's get something straight right here and don't mention "The Fog" and I won't mention "House Of the Dead"

I know that Smallville has ripped off a lot of movies in the past, but seriously... High School Musical?!

captain iconic:
Clark: you never let me be the man!

Clark - Well if you will put your tops in with my jersey, of course they'll turn pink!

And then my dad said, "And one thing I do know, son, and that is you *mumbe mumble* for a *reason*. I don't know whose reason, or *mumble mumble* reason is... Maybe it's because... uh... I don't know. But I do know one thing. It's *mumble mumble* score touchdowns." So here I am.

This week on Power Rangers, Jason and Kimberly...wait, WHAT?!

Clark: ...and besides amazing strength and speed, I can see through walls, and even fly - although I haven't quite figured out how to do that yet.
Lois: Wow! That explains everything!
Clark: Okay, now it's your turn. What IS Chloe's natural hair color?

(Emmy nomination)
Clark: "Lois, I love you. You may not believe it but I love you. Am I supppose to just turn my back and leave? Am I suppose to be a man? Am I suppose to say it's ok I don't mind, no I don't mind? Well I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worse part of all is?"
Lois: "What?"
Clark: "I never learned to read!"
Lois: "Is all this true?"
Clark: "Yes. Everything except the reading part."

No, No, Don't look, don't look...the girl behind us isn't wearing pants!!

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