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June 2, 2012: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

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Superman: You're still mad that Superman Returns made $20 millions dollars more than Batman Begins. At least you got sequels.


Don't call me Superboy!

Superman: Sorry Bruce but I think The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man will be better than The Dark Knight Rises.
Batman: Well, The Dark Knight Rises will be better than Man of Steel.
Superman: Oh that's right, I thought I forgot another superhero movie. Superman Vs. The Elite will also be better than The Dark Knight Rises.

Superman: You do realise if this wasn't photoshop you'd be a dead man right?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he throw six Batarangs or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Kryptonite Batglove, the most powerful handglove in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Batman: "Hello, hello, anybody home? Think, Kent! Think! Can you imagine if I handed in the reports to Wayne Enterprises is YOUR handwriting? I'd get fired! You wouldn't want thet, WOULD YOU????"
Superman: "Gulp, ah, of course not Bruce..."

Superman: Is that Bat? Are you speaking Bat? Is that what bat sounds like?

jimmy mac
Batman: "You -- you want me to spit on it? Seriously?"
Superman: "It's the only way my s-curl will stay in place!"

BATMAN: I am NOT the Mayor of Quahog!

a young tony curtis
Batman:...Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I'm thinking of? Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. You and I... could belong to each other. If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to. If you need to be loved... here I am. Read my mind.

Batman: I've got you.
Superman: You've got me? Who's got YOU?!

Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads!
Superman: ... right right... of course not, i was just kidding... now let me go.

Batman: Where's Clark Kent? He was here when I grabbed him a minute ago.

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