Caption Contest
October 21, 2007: Caption Contest
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Winner:
jrs1980
Female Game Show Host: That's right, Clark Kent, you can take what's inside this mystery box, or you can have the love of Lana Lang. What will it be?
Clark: Hmmm...
Lana: Chose me, Clark, and you can spend the rest of your life with me, every day, morning to night, forever.
Clark: I'll take the box.
And the runner-ups:
neal bailey
Woman with package: Here you are, Clark!
Clark sets the package on the barrel.
Lana: WHAT IS THAT?! SHE'S PRETTY! SHE GAVE YOU A PACKAGE! HOW DARE YOU!
Lana opens the box. BOOOOOOOOOM!
As chunks of Lana rain down, Clark reaches for his back pocket as the girl emerges from the barn:
Clark: Here's your fifty bucks!
Gislef
A graphic yet literal example of how how Gough & Millar transform every hot girl on the show into Lana.
jrs1980
Meteor Freak: Here, Clark, I have a gift for you.
Clark: Wow! A Lana blow up doll with motion activated voice!
Lana doll: I want to love you, but I can't love you.
Clark: Uhhh... can I return this?
jrs1980
Delivery Girl: Clark Kent? I have a delivery here from Lex Luthor.
Clark: It's... Lana... In a box.
Lana: Yeah, Lex said something about "regifting" me.
Clark: Well, he's just $#@% evil.
Lana: For putting me in a box?
Clark: No, for sending you my way.
writrzblok
Boy: This is gonna sound very strange but I have to take this barrel and save that woman from a giant ape with a loin cloth by climbing up various construction buildings. Sometimes hitting things with a mallet.
Girl: You'll need your large red hat and fluffy fake mustache.
Boy: I'll work on the stereotype Italian accent on the way.
SW
After his Frankenstein Experiment was foiled, Dr. Curtis Knox decided to return what he had "borrowed".
bratpop
Girl: "Script delivery from the CW!"
Tom: "Okay, this is the outline for our character progression for the rest of the season."
Kristen: "Uh... it's blank."
Tom: "No wait, there's something scribbled in crayon on the back. It says 'Lana becomes Superman'!?"
bratpop
Girl: "Hey, baby. I brought you another present for being such a great boyfriend. I'll be in your Metropolis penthouse if you need me. Bye!"
Clark: "Oh. Thanks, Lona."
Lana: "Clark? What's going on?"
Clark uses his heat vision to lobotomize Lana.
Lana: "Clark? What's going on?"
Clark: "...Damn, no difference!"
super surfer
Clark: A gift for me? You shouldn't have!
Rachel: You don't understand Clark. The gift is for you, Lana. Because you're so amazing!
Clark: ???
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