Caption Contest

June 8, 2010: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest


All these things I can do, all these powers and I can't stop eating those dang McRibs!!


Dave sat alone in his apartment wondering why none of his relationships last. He found himself wondering, "Could it be my adult-size Superman pajamas?"

jimmy mac:
Superman finally succumbed to a fatal combination of Kryptonite and Thanksgiving-turkey Tryptophan.

Mr Maczaps:
Lois, I'll need buttons on this shirt again!!

and for the 28th year in a row superman fell asleep waiting for Santa Clause

"ok, Clark, think... Where did you leave your glasses?"

Lex Vader:
"I know I should just buy a Daily Planet, but it's so much easier to read the one in the apartment below me!"

Ask your doctor if Cymbalta is right for you. Side effects may include: dizziness, drowsiness, depression, moping around alone on a friday night dressed as superman wondering why you dont have a date, and bladder infection.

Lara: "My son, consider, once it is done you will become an ordinary man. You can be hurt like an ordinary man. You will grow fat, like an ordinary man."

hacksaw the horrible:
Think Clark, think, if I were a pair of pants where would I be.

Superman contemplating the comfort of sneakers vs the style of red shiny boots.

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