Caption Contest

March 30, 2008: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
super surfer
Artillery gun: $20,000
Box of artillery shells: $500
Making everyone else in your neighborhood wet their pants the first time you fire that thing off: PRICELESS

And the runner-ups:

Johnjones
HOW SR SHOULD HAVE ENDED...

Goon fires kryptonite missle...

Superman flies infront of the missle just before it meets its target and tries to block it with his eye.

Goon: Dear God Lex!

Lex: That's how I roll, you'll learn that.

KingGramJohnson
Thug: "Can I lick it, Mr. Luthor?"
Lex: "Be my guest."
Thug: "Oh thanks, Mr. Luthor!"

Pause

*Lick*

BOOM!

Lex: "Never lick my gun, or you'll lose your head. Are we clear on that?"

Thugs: "Y-yes, sir!"

writrzblok
Lex: You. Check the barrel and make sure it's loaded.

Thug (seeing the other dead henchmen who fell for it): Uh, I'm gonna go with no.

writrzblok
Lex: So, we're out here not to create a giant island of kryptonite which would finally destroy that alien bane of my existence, Superman, but to kill a giant white whale that ate your leg?

Ahab: Aye.

Lex: Did anyone ever tell you that obsessions can be unhealthy?

bratpop
Henchmen: "I don't get it. Why couldn't we just drop this thing in the water?"

Lex: "NEVER question Project Overkill!"

sneakymonkey
When asked about his new weapon, The Kitten Cannon, and why he chose to fire kittens rather than more conventional artillery, Lex replied, "Well for one, at that velocity it really doesn't matter what you're firing, and two, even if we miss the target completely, evil still wins."

sneakymonkey
Lex: Of all the souls I've ever known, Nibbles was the most... human... (nods to henchman, who fires a hamster sized coffin out of the cannon.)

KingGramJohnson
Lex's thought as the gun goes off: "I hope I left the night light on for the cats...."


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