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Mild Mannered Reviews - Adventures of Superman

Adventures of Superman #3

Adventures of Superman - Chapter #3

Released Digitally: May 13, 2013

"Bizarro's Worst Day"

Writer: Justin Jordan
Penciller: Riley Rossmo
Inker: Riley Rossmo

Reviewed by: Shawn Morrissey

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By Bizarro, am filling in for Shawn Morrissey

Goodbye! Me am Bizarro. Me am not wonderful writer so me enemy, Shawn Morrissey, ask Bizarro to write awful story about meeting with Superman. Me hate Shawn. He am a hoser bayman. Me am also hate Superman because Superman hurt Bizarro! Here am story. Me am hope you hate it!

Boy in fire need hurt. No one am better than Bizarro for hurting! Me am hurt boy! Me also start fire! Me am #1! Fire am big trouble for Bizarro. Me am hurt farm man, too! He am have fast tractor. Pulling up seeds am so fast with tractor! Me am hurt farm man, and slowly pull seeds in the ground! Farm man am so sad but Superman think me am help farm man! Superman am funny! Make Bizarro cry!

Me am fight Superman, show Superman me have weak punch! Superman am not help Bizarro. Superman hurt Bizarro! So me am on Mars. Me am taking photographs to hurt NASA! Taking photographs am take short time. Me am hate Mars. It am so ugly!

1Story - 1: This am terrible story! You am not read. You am boring to read Bizarro's story of hurting! Me am so hateable you am want Bizarro to fail. Maybe you am think story is too long with too much detail. But story am bad and not entertaining. It am have sad beginning and everyone am lose! It am continue bottom quality of Adventurz of Bizarro comic book! You am not buy you am not regret.

1Art - 1: Riley Rossmo am boring artist with no future. He am have no good idea. Me am hate him drawing of Bizarro! You am read Proof and Cowboy Ninja Viking you am hate him, too! Me am hate whole art team.

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