Caption Contest

June 13, 2014: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

JhnJhnsn2002:
Bizzaro: Look, Lois! Me am teaching this pig to fly so you can go on date with me!
Lois: That's not what I meant by "...when pigs fly"!

Runners-Up:

Zee:
Bizarro, when I said you could marry me if you brought in the bacon, this isn't exactly what I had in mind...

Sven-El:
Me am Bizzaro. Me hate Lois. To show Lois how much me hate her, me give her puppy.

Gary Batchelor:
Me not pig Lois, this pig.

Gimmick Genius:
"Me name him 'Otis' because him remind me of Ned Beatty!"

Gimmick Genius:
This Little Piggy went to Metropolis,
This Little Piggy stayed Home,
This Little Piggy had Beef Bourguignon with Ketchup,
and This Little Piggy had None.
And This Little Piggy cried GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FREAKIN' LUNATIC!!!


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