Caption Contest

March 4, 2012: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

robertgillis:
The "Adventures of Superman" drinking game: Drink every time they used stock footage. Drink whenever Jimmy does something foolish. Drink whenever Perry shays Grrat Ceasars ggghost. Drinkk wheneber Clark sez, "Now wait just a minute!" Drunk, I mean drink whenbber somebuddy shhots at sooperman. Drink when ever when ever they recyclelelel the plot fromanother eppysode. Drrinnnn need sleep mmmmmmm

Runners-Up:

jimmy mac:
"A little drinky-poo never Affleckted my behaviour.."

copacetic:
"Anyone got any peanuts and a bar mirror they don't like?"

anonymous:
"DC says I need to be edgier"

KiddSketch:
You can do it Superman! You're just in a slump!! You can be great again!!

SuperScottNJ:
5 seconds ago, Superman discovered the director of Man of Steel is the same person who gave us Sucker Punch

super surfer:
Gentlemen, a toast; may the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

lemarjones:
Superman: Fetals gizz, that Lobo sure knows how to throw a party!

Shane-IAC:
"Ya always wanted to fly, Kent. Now's ya chance."

Texas_Superman:
I got SUPERfriends in low places

Sven-El:
Superman: We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud!

Sol:
Finally... a Superman who is relatable to today's audience!

Mickey_Mouse:
Miss Teschmacher: It's too good to be true! He's 6-4, has black hair, blue eyes, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and tells the truth!....wait....


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