Caption Contest

January 20, 2008: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
jimmy mac
Lois: "Help, Superman!"

(Pause, no response)

"Spider-man?"

(Nothing)

"Um... Mister Incredible???"

(Cricket noises)

"Well... Larry-Boy?"

"(Falsetto voice) I - AM - THAT - HERO!!!"

Lois: "Crap."

And the runner-ups:

shaxpere
Margot Kidder's reaction after hearing the plot of Superman III

jrs1980
Man: Hey Lois, nice mellons!
Superman: What?
Lois: Superman, I'm holding mellons.
Man: Nice hooters also.
Superman: What?
Lois: I'm holding owls.
Man: Nice jugs.
Superman: Let me guess... milk jugs?
Man: No, her chest.
*Superman punches man to moon*

jrs1980
Superman: Gentlemen, please don't squeeze the Lois.

sneakymonkey
This picture was mailed to Neal Bailey, along with a type-written note:

Keep the caption contest, or we turn the giant blender on and Kidder becomes a fruit smoothie!

SW
"Is that Aaron or Neal?? Neal or Aaron?? Oh sweet gif monkiers!"

sneakymonkey
Margot Kidder escalates her (imagined) public feud with the Fruit of the Loom guys when she mails a videotape to NBC of her rolling around on a pile of fruit yelling, "See, you sanctimonious band of underwear jockeys? (Rolling more vigorously) I'm killing your children! I'm killing your children!"

jimmy mac
A deleted scene from Willy Wonka and the Ketchup Factory.

SprGrlRVG
Margot: What? Aaron and Neil NEVER pick your captions as winners??!!

SprGrlRVG: I KNOW! It's tragic!


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