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Cop: "I dunno, from the looks of them I'll bet ten dollars they're from Los Angeles."
OFFICER: Ok, what does your missing friend look like?
SUPERMAN: About 6 foot 2 inches, medium build, dresses like a giant bat...
You know sir, for now on, for every dollar you receive from the tourists, 30% belongs to the Shuster family!
What? It's just five people in costumes.
Supes: Ponch and Jon?
Spidey: TJ Hooker?
Catwoman: Barney Miller?
Cop: You guys just aren't getting this, are you?
Superman: C'mon guys, you're better than this. Your Metropolis P.D. costumes just don't look authentic!
You have to take the Super Sobriety test by flying in a straight line.
The franchise is in trouble when you end up with Law and Order: DCU
Superman: It's NOT a mullet! You do realize I have heat vision right?
Police Officer: I would let you off the hook right now. But I think you cosplayers are not appropriately dressed for your AVENGERS movie premiere.
What do you mean, "Who are you supposed to be?"
The debate raged on...Did the bachelorette party order policeman strippers or super-hero strippers?
Cop: "You're making me uncomfortable."