DC Collectibles Superman By Moebius Statue
Based on the artwork of Moebius. Sculpted by Chris Dahlberg. Legendary artist Moebius brings his unique artistic style to the Man of Steel line with this newest entry in the line of statues based on the artwork from Superman #400. Limited edition of 5,200. Measures approximately 8.25" tall.
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"Greetings. I am from the planet Paradise where all the women are perfect. I have come to return you to your home, Queen La-Na. Your work here is done."
Lana: "I knew it!"
And the runner-ups:
Somebody took the red pill...
I can't believe Keith hired Lana to kill Elliot for breaking his heart.
Now is the time on Sprockets... er, Smallville when we dance.
Wow, Lana with a sour expression. Never seen that before...
Lana: I'm from the future. My mission is to destroy John Conner.
Lana: I have been sent here by my Master Aaron Thall to annihilate all turtle jokes. He doesn't find them funny. At all.
But... I like turtles.
Lana: It's 106 miles to Metropolis, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, 80 pounds of pancakes and no syrup.
Clark: Hit it, retard.
Lois: "Look, a ninja!"
Lois: "Below Lana's head."
Clark: "I don't see it."
Lana: "I'm here to apply for the position of editor of the Lana Lang column."
Grant Gabriel: "We don't have a Lana Lang column."
Lana: Soon, Lex's empire will crumble, and my ingenious plan for revenge will be complete!
(Suddenly, Ben the PA runs up and pushes her off the balcony.)
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my girl I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be on Smallville.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be on smallville.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
And though it may cause the fanboys distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
'Cause I'm amazing...
And a success!
Lana, when her Henson puppeteer is on lunch break.
Personality wise, though, she's much closer to a Skeksi.