"Greetings. I am from the planet Paradise where all the women are perfect. I have come to return you to your home, Queen La-Na. Your work here is done."
Lana: "I knew it!"
And the runner-ups:
Somebody took the red pill...
I can't believe Keith hired Lana to kill Elliot for breaking his heart.
Now is the time on Sprockets... er, Smallville when we dance.
Wow, Lana with a sour expression. Never seen that before...
Lana: I'm from the future. My mission is to destroy John Conner.
Lana: I have been sent here by my Master Aaron Thall to annihilate all turtle jokes. He doesn't find them funny. At all.
But... I like turtles.
Lana: It's 106 miles to Metropolis, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, 80 pounds of pancakes and no syrup.
Clark: Hit it, retard.
Lois: "Look, a ninja!"
Lois: "Below Lana's head."
Clark: "I don't see it."
Lana: "I'm here to apply for the position of editor of the Lana Lang column."
Grant Gabriel: "We don't have a Lana Lang column."
Lana: Soon, Lex's empire will crumble, and my ingenious plan for revenge will be complete!
(Suddenly, Ben the PA runs up and pushes her off the balcony.)
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my girl I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be on Smallville.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be on smallville.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
And though it may cause the fanboys distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
'Cause I'm amazing...
And a success!
Lana, when her Henson puppeteer is on lunch break.
Personality wise, though, she's much closer to a Skeksi.