Lana: "Wake up! I am NOT that boring."
Grant: "Huh, wha?"
Lana: "I said, print this st..."
And the runner-ups:
Lana: Tell me where you went to acting school!!
Gabriel: I...I...I didn't go to any school!
Lana: Huh, me neither.
Gabriel: What are you doing??
Lana: d@mnit! Don't just stand there with that stupid look on your face, do something funny! Aaaron doesn't think our comments are funny...how can I make a funny comment, if you don't do something amusing??
Gabriel: Would it help if I told you I think I just peed my pants??
Lana: Will have to let Mr. Thall field this one...Aaron??
...Nope. And don't leave before you mop up.
Lana: "What'd you do with Perry White?"
Lana: "The guy that should be here instead of you."
GG: "That doesn't really narrow it down, Ms. Lang."
Lana: Mr. Grant, I'm about to beat you as if you were a LUTHOR!!
"SAY IT, GRANT!"
"Okay, The Family Circus isn't funny!"
"It never was!"
"What is this thing in the corner?"
"It's a changing screen."
"Why are there holes in it?"
"I'm a perv!"
Some time later...
Lana: Gee, I sure am lonesome. I wish I had a little friend, a little friend just for me to play with, just for me to pet and play with. [innocently crushes hairbrush into dust with fist] Gee, I wish I had a little friend. [crushes compact mirror] You know, I had a little friend once [fishes around in closet], but he don't move no more. [pulls dead Grant out of closet]