Superman - Red Son Premium Format Figure
What if Superman had been raised in the Soviet Union, to become their greatest weapon? Based on the hero of the critically acclaimed Elseworlds mini-series by Mark Millar, Sideshow Collectibles is proud to introduce Superman - Red Son Premium Format Figure.
DC Collectibles Bombshells Lois Lane Statue
Designed by Ant Lucia. Sculpted by Tim Miller. Due to the overwhelming responses from the DC Comics Bombshell variant covers comes the lastest statue in the wildly popular line featuring your favorite heroes and villains portrayed in the pinup style of the 1940s and 50s! Limited edition of 5,200. Measures approximately 11.5" tall.
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Lana: "Wake up! I am NOT that boring."
Grant: "Huh, wha?"
Lana: "I said, print this st..."
And the runner-ups:
Lana: Tell me where you went to acting school!!
Gabriel: I...I...I didn't go to any school!
Lana: Huh, me neither.
Gabriel: What are you doing??
Lana: d@mnit! Don't just stand there with that stupid look on your face, do something funny! Aaaron doesn't think our comments are funny...how can I make a funny comment, if you don't do something amusing??
Gabriel: Would it help if I told you I think I just peed my pants??
Lana: Will have to let Mr. Thall field this one...Aaron??
...Nope. And don't leave before you mop up.
Lana: "What'd you do with Perry White?"
Lana: "The guy that should be here instead of you."
GG: "That doesn't really narrow it down, Ms. Lang."
Lana: Mr. Grant, I'm about to beat you as if you were a LUTHOR!!
"SAY IT, GRANT!"
"Okay, The Family Circus isn't funny!"
"It never was!"
"What is this thing in the corner?"
"It's a changing screen."
"Why are there holes in it?"
"I'm a perv!"
Some time later...
Lana: Gee, I sure am lonesome. I wish I had a little friend, a little friend just for me to play with, just for me to pet and play with. [innocently crushes hairbrush into dust with fist] Gee, I wish I had a little friend. [crushes compact mirror] You know, I had a little friend once [fishes around in closet], but he don't move no more. [pulls dead Grant out of closet]