Caption Contest

February 19, 2006: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
JasonSpidey
BATMAN: To...
ROBIN: Infinity...
WONDER WOMAN: And...
AQUAMAN:...Further?
(They all stop and stare at Aquaman)
SUPERMAN: D@mn it, Arthur. Just...d@mn it. Don't talk anymore.

And the runner-ups:

MiketheBat
The Super Friends! Fighting a never ending battle for truth, justice, and rescuing Aquaman from yet another lame villain.

Lightoffon
Wonder Woman: "I bet he really is faster than a speeding bullet! He's right behind me isn't he?"

This gets points just for making the same joke I once did in a poem.

sneakymonkey
As the other Super Friends proceeded to do the worst Hoe Down ever, Superman broke the sound barrier flying for the buzzer.

If you'd actually DONE the hoedown, this might have won.

sneakymonkey
Aquaman (To Robin): It's ironic. I'm the swimmer, and yet you're the one wearing the speedo? How do you do it?

Robin: I have no shame.

And no pants. Sicko.

sneakymonkey
Superman (to himself): I know I could never get away with it, being the Big Blue Boy Scout and all...but, man, I could totally pee on all of their heads right now.

SmallvilleCK
Aquaman: This looks like a job for... What? Yes, Wonder Woman, i parked your jet. This looks like a job for.... What? Yes Batman! I washed the Batmobile, Batplane, Batcopter and Batcycle. This looks like a job for... Yes, Robin! I have your catchphrases put into alphabetical and chronological order. This looks like a job for... What? Superman! All of the Fortress of Solitude and the Hall of Justice! Fine... This looks like a job for Aquaman the frickin' janitor.

Thom-As
Wonder Woman: Where is it Arthur?
Aquaman: I could've sworn I parked it here.
Superman: Alright, nobody leaves Six Flags until we find Diana's jet.
GL: (Offscreen) IT"S INVISIBLE!!!! How're we going to find it!!!!
Batman: Found it!!!
Wonder Woman: Are you sure?
Batman: Not really, but when Robin says "Holy invisible jet walls!!" After running into something that apparently isn't there, I'm pretty sure it's a good guess. Don't you?
Wonder Woman: Good point. Where is it?
Batman: (Pointing towards Robin) Over there.

Metropolitan
Aquaman: Someday we'll face a giant toilet, yeah, I like that. Then they'll be sorry for treating me like this.

But it'll empty in seconds, and then he'll be all useless again. And he'll get rescued by the Powerpuff Girls. Again.

sneakymonkey
*Squish squish squish squish*

Batman: Hey, Ariel, you mind wringing out your aqua socks?

Robin: Look, he's got seaweed stuck to his pants!

Wonder Woman: Jesus. Get it together, Aquaman!

Aquaman (to himself, as a single tear rolls down his cheek): Just keeps swimming, just keep swimming....

Mr Pennyworth
Batman: Heartburn
Robin: Indegestion
Wonder Woman: Uspset stomach
Aquaman: Diarrhea
Superman: Hey! Peptobismal!

Vice_Versa_Man
Aquaman: Hey Robin, you buy your panties from the same store as Wonder Woman?

Robin: Quiet, fish boy, or they'll replace you with Hawkgirl.

Superman: Hawkgirl? Who's Hawkgirl?

Only the coolest and hottest heroine in the entire DCAU stable of characters. No, I'm not biased. Why would you think THAT?

somebodysaveme22
(pause)

*lick*

Aquaman: So it's true. I DO taste like fish.
All: ....
Wonderwoman: I fear for your sanity.

You steal from the best my friend. Bravo.

cyberv
Aquaman: You say I'm lame, but YOU guys teamed up with Scooby Doo!
Robin: Yeah, well you and Wonder Woman got rescued by the Powerpuff Girls!
Aquaman: SCOOBY DOO!
Robin: POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Superman: I hate it when sidekicks squabble.
Aquaman: I'M NOT A SIDEKICK!
Superman: You're not? ...Oh, geez, we blow.
Batman: And people wonder why I started brooding...

krypto39
Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman and Aquaman :

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena EEEH, MACARENA

Superman: Idiots.....

You get the Stinky Sock Award! Why? BECAUSE THE MACARENA SUCKS!

cyberv
Aquaman: (looks at the numberous jokes made at his expense this week) ...I shall bide my time... Wait for the perfect moment... And then... Then I shall KILL THEM ALL!

Wonder Woman: Did you say something, Dolphin Boy?

Aquaman: ...No... (mutters under breath) You go first.


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