LEGO: DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League [Blu-ray/DVD]
Bizarro's creation of the Bizarro League has caused confusion amongst the world's greatest Super Heroes, but an even greater and mysterious threat may force the Justice League and Bizarro League to band together to defeat evil.
Available on Blu-ray Combo Pack, DVD and Digital HD on February 10, 2015. The Blu-ray and DVD releases will include an exclusive Batzarro LEGO Minifigure on-pack, while supplies last.
Run Time: 44 minutes
DC Collectibles Bombshells Supergirl Statue
Are you a fan of Kara Zor-El? Supergirl looks like a pinup girl from the 1940s and 1950s! Statue is sculpted by artist Tim Miller. She sure looks happy! Sculpted by artist Tim Miller, the DC Comics Bombshells Supergirl Statue stands a little over 10 1/2-inches tall, with a look inspired by the pinup girls of the 1940s and 1950s. If you're a Supergirl reader or fan of the Kara Zor-El, you must add this amazing cold-cast porcelain statue to your collection! Ages 15 and up.
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Superman: Sorry, you two! Normally, I'm all for "freedom of choice" and "do whatever makes you happy as long as it's not hurting anyone"...but you two are just too #$%^ing ugly to make babies.
Second place ties:
I know pronounce you Mr & Mrs Batman you may shriek the wife.
Superman (thinking): Actually, this is less disgusting than the time Lana and I consummated our relationship.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Superman to self: First I consummated with Lana. Then I get involved with the Fantastic Four. Now I'm in the Fly 3. Note to self, fire Thall.
That's not nice! I don't even get paid to do this gig! My only satisfaction comes from tormenting you guys so... Oh, I guess that IS compensation. Never mind.
Superman: I now pronounce you Ugly and Ugly. You may now get out of my sight before I puke on your heads.
The Old Bum
Okay, yeah... I guess Chuck Austen wasn't that bad.
You did NOT just say that.
I refust to comment based soley on the fact that the sight of this cover brings back memories of trama that I spent thousands of dollars on therapy to repress.
Thank goodness that guy got fired!
Say it, my brother!
Kem-L to Superman and demons
Kem: That's for being ugly.
Kem: That's for being in a Joe Casey book.
(Aaron appears through a boom tube)
Thrall: Hey guys. Who milked the tractor this week?
Kem: That's for saying "milk" and "tractor" in the same sentence.
(Kem-L smacks another demon)
Kem: That's for getting too close to that guy.
Kem-L raises his arm, but is incarcerated by a beam of heat vision.
Superman: What an @$$.
Kem-L is then magically revived. So I can smack him with my magic baseball bat. Get my last name wrong, will ya? I'll teach ya... Eat yogurt sock!
Kem-L to Fantastic Four
Kem: That's for showing up every other week in the caption picture!
Kem-L to Keebler Elves
Kem: That's for making delicious cookies in your magical treehouse!
Sneakymonkey: Gee, Kem-L, you sure are kinda violent!
Kem-L to Sneakymonkey
Kem: That's for using me in your caption!
Oh, you did NOT just diss the F4. This means WAR. The weapon will be comic geekdom. We meet at dawn. Come alone.
Superman: Hey... Hey! Now, you two behave! I know what they say about prom night, which is why your parents asked me to chaperone. There will be NO procreating tonight, hear? *slaps their hands down from grabbing one another* NO! You can HOLD HANDS and that's IT. No hugging, kissing, or whatever it is you do... HEY!
Superman: Now, now! There will be plenty of time to maul each other on the honeymoon, you crazy kids!
Hey! It's Paris Hilton without makeup!
[INSERT OLD, AND STILL NOT FUNNY TRACTOR JOKE HERE]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's classic! I've never heard the joke told better! ...No, I'm not sarcastic. Whatever gave you THAT idea?
Superman: And finally, here's my gift for the newlyweds!
Bug Bride: Oh, you should'n't have!
Superman: Well, I did!
Bug Groom: Thanks, Superman!
Bug Bride: Hurry, open it up, dear! What is it?
Bug Groom: Why it looks like a giant can of---
Both Together: RAID?! (Both explode.)
Superman: That's right, folks! Raid. Kills bug people dead.
Next, on the Jerry Springer Show...
I'll stop there, for fear of Steve's wrath.
Aaron (CyberV) Thall