Caption Contest

April 13, 2008: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
CantStandtoFly
Oh, so THAT'S why they're keeping it Confidential... Because it's awful.

And the runner-ups:

CantStandtoFly
SCARE BEAR SCARE!

(Best to get it out of the way up front)

Why! WHY?

CantStandtoFly
Neal, this cover may be terrible, but hey, cheer up... NEW SCRUBS!

Fair enough, Shirley.

jimmy mac
Superman: "NOBODY touches my pic-a-nic basket!"

jimmy mac
Jimmy: "Jeepers, Superman... you sure saved me from a grizzly fate!"
Superman: "One more remark like that and I drop you."

super surfer
Jimmy: YOU get to explain this to the kids at the orphanage. I'm outt'a here!

Sven-El
Jimmy: There's got to be an easier way to stop them.
Superman: how?
Jimmy: What if we fed Lana to them.
Superman ( gasp) : Are you insane!
Jimmy: Why, because you care for Lana?
Superman: No! Because even evil demon teddy bears deserve better than that!

Sven-El
( theme from Gremlins plays in the background)
Superman: You just had to get them wet, didn't you?
Jimmy: Sorry.
Superman: And you just had to feed them after dark.
Jimmy: Sorry.

Chefsim
Looking at this cover I can honestly say, I'm Bear-ly able to contain myself.

Sweet Jesus!

sneakymonkey
Jimmy should have suspected he was in for trouble when he saw the sign on the highway, "Now Entering Teddy Bear Country... YOU GONNA DIE, BICH!"

sneakymonkey
George Romero's Dawn of the Ted.

sneakymonkey
Superman: You know, it's days like this that I really consider just leaving the Earth and never coming back.

Jimmy: What's that?

Superman: Nothing.

jimmy mac
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One battling bear in the air!

One battling bear in the air,
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No more battling bears in the air!

Okay, everybody --- ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THAT is insane. But A for effort and attempt on bandwidth.


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