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zod: singing "THE PHANNNTOOMM OF THE OPERAAA, IS ZOOODDD!!!"
And the runner-ups:
In space, no one can hear you scream. But this is still the face you make when you fart.
By the look on that face, Superman's not the only one hitting the old sauce early in the morning.
Zod singing: "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty and witty and GAAAAYYYYYYY"
We could tell that from the leather jumpsuit, Zoddy.
After you kneel before Zod...you will make this face...before Zod.
(thinks about it for a moment, then smacks you with the rancid yogurt filled sweatsock) BAD CAPTIONER! BAD! BAD CAPTIONER!
In space, no one can hear you pass kidney stones.
As Kirk tries to steal his thunder by repeatedly yelling "Khaaan!!!" several posts below him, Zod prepares to hock the biggest loogey ever on the Admiral's head.
Given a multiple choice test to identify this scene, nine out of ten Smallville writers chose the trick answer C) Ripley blows the alien out of the airlock.
The tenth Smallville writer did not complete the test, as he had inexplicably run himself over with his own car.
Here Zod is seen shocked and dismayed as his giblets burn up upon entry into the Earth's atmosphere.
Ursa: (speaking to NON) It seems the closer we get to an atmosphere with a yellow sun, the more amazing powers we possess. You completely destroyed that space craft, I hurled a man through outer space with only one kick, and Zod.......well, Zod has NEVER been able to belch the entire English alphabet.