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Justice League: Gods and Monsters [Blu-ray]
In an alternative history Zod is Superman's father, Batman is a vampiric Man-Bat, and Wonder Woman is the child of Ares, God of War. When these dark heroes form an alliance, the question everyone asks is will they save the world, or rule it?
Also available on DVD.
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Lois: Ok seriously this is getting annoying, you can't keep posing like a model every single time we stop walking
Oliver that's nasty. My mouth was open and everything.
Ollie: "Isn't this show supposed to be about Clark Kent becoming Superman?"
Lois: "Aren't you supposed to be Bruce Wayne?"
Lois: Please Tell me I did not just see that!
Ollie: Oh yeah you did. And truth is Lois I don't believe it.
Lois: I don't believe it either.
Olllie: I just can't believe it's not butter.
"Hmmm....Yeah" ~ Justin
"What...now, Justin" ~ Erica
"Just thinking about Annette O'Toole in that Star Girl uniform..." ~ Justin
Lois. I'm sorry, Ollie, but I've got a thing about capes. If you won't add a cape to your Green Arrow outfit we can never be more than friends.
Oliver: No way. I just can't do that. How about if I grew a goatee?
Lois: Then we couldn't even be friends!
Ollie: Whoa, deja vu.
Lois: What is it?
Ollie: It's the sensation of having experienced the same event twice. But that's not important now.
Lois: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something from my childhood. Something that would never possible destroy us.
Oliver: What is it?
Lois: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Ollie: Hey, Lois. Wanna know how I got these scars?
Lois: What scars?
Ollie: My father, one day-
Lois: Ollie, you don't have any scars!
Ollie: I HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIC DISEASE! IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION.
Lois: All right, all right! So, your father...
Ollie: I also have archeroonie syndrome.
Lois: Oh, you made that one up!
Ollie: Well, I am drunk.
Lois: (thinking) Look at him, so intense.
Lois: (thinking) He hides his pain so well.
Lois: (thinking) He must be so tortured inside.
Oliver: (thinking) I went to the park and ate some grass!