October 23, 2009: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

JohnF79:
Lois: Ok seriously this is getting annoying, you can't keep posing like a model every single time we stop walking

Runners-Up:

small-ville:
Oliver that's nasty. My mouth was open and everything.

MattComics:
Ollie: "Isn't this show supposed to be about Clark Kent becoming Superman?"
Lois: "Aren't you supposed to be Bruce Wayne?"

jagross0325:
Lois: Please Tell me I did not just see that!
Ollie: Oh yeah you did. And truth is Lois I don't believe it.
Lois: I don't believe it either.
Olllie: I just can't believe it's not butter.

SuperSpady:
"Hmmm....Yeah" ~ Justin
"What...now, Justin" ~ Erica
"Just thinking about Annette O'Toole in that Star Girl uniform..." ~ Justin

JhnJhnsn2002:
Lois. I'm sorry, Ollie, but I've got a thing about capes. If you won't add a cape to your Green Arrow outfit we can never be more than friends.
Oliver: No way. I just can't do that. How about if I grew a goatee?
Lois: Then we couldn't even be friends!

super surfer:
Ollie: Whoa, deja vu.
Lois: What is it?
Ollie: It's the sensation of having experienced the same event twice. But that's not important now.

Bizarro Brainiac:
Lois: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something from my childhood. Something that would never possible destroy us.
Oliver: What is it?
Lois: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

neal bailey:
Ollie: Hey, Lois. Wanna know how I got these scars?
Lois: What scars?
Ollie: My father, one day-
Lois: Ollie, you don't have any scars!
Ollie: I HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIC DISEASE! IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION.
Lois: All right, all right! So, your father...
Ollie: I also have archeroonie syndrome.
Lois: Oh, you made that one up!
Ollie: Well, I am drunk.

bluelily18:
Lois: (thinking) Look at him, so intense.
Oliver: ...
Lois: (thinking) He hides his pain so well.
Oliver: ...
Lois: (thinking) He must be so tortured inside.
Oliver: (thinking) I went to the park and ate some grass!


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