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"Wilmer, I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon."
Lex Luther: If all goes to plan I will block the yellow sun, robbing Superman of his powers, and then I will DESTROY THE MAN OF STEEL!! Quick get my Hoveround!!
The Biggest Luthor
Eric Cartman in 50 years:†"I'm not fat! I'm just 'Big -Boned'!!!"
It just stands to reason, this old, diseased maniac, would be your Pastry Chef....
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in†touch†with and forgive... myself.
I've never seen an egg wear a tie before.
When he saw this portrait that Annie painted of him, Daddy Warbucks finally agreed to go on a diet.