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Post 1: The "S" is too small.
Post 2: "The cape is too thin."
Post 3: "The belt is wrong."
Moderator: "So THAT's what having the Internet in the 1950s would have been like!"
No...wait, it is a bird.
JIMMY KIMMELL: " ... And now, Kryptonians on trampolines."
I also do kids parties
Its not flying, its falling with style!
Let's do the Time Warp again! It's just a jump to the left...
Director: "How long's he been stuck up there like that?"
Production Assistant: "Seventeen hours and counting..."
"Wires? I don' need no stinkin' wires."
"Ok, which one of you wiseguys put the Flubber on the trampoline??"
Lois: "Dad...so remember how mad you were when you found out I was dating a black-and-white guy...?"