"Superman: Unbound" Animated Movie![]() Superman battles Brainiac in order to save his home planet's city of Kandor which has been miniaturized on Brainiac's ship. Based on Geoff Johns' mini series. |
Superman: The Unauthorized Biography![]() Glen Weldon (Author) A celebration of Superman's life and history - in time for his 75th birthday. How has the Big Blue Boy Scout stayed so popular for so long? How has he changed with the times, and what essential aspects of him have remained constant? This fascinating biography examines Superman as a cultural phenomenon through 75 years of action-packed adventures, from his early years as a social activist in circus tights to his growth into the internationally renowned demigod he is today. Hardcover: 352 pages |

Winner:
jimmy mac
"Do you have to Reeve so soon?"
"Yes, I have a Pryor engagement."
And the runner-ups:
JasonSpidey
Monitors: Nothing good can come of this...
mansuper
Gus Gorman teaches Superman to do the robot.
last man of krypton
portlyavenger
Superman: Excuse Me?
BORKfromORK
It sounds more exciting than last weekend, that's for sure.
BORKfromORK
Gus: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and sit in front of my computer.
Actually, that WAS last weekend. Crap.
Sven-El
She ca-er, never mind.
writrzblok
Superman: Superman check! *kicks Richard Pryor in the crotch, Pryor sails into the horizon*
JasonSpidey
The third rule of the Superman Homepage: If it's your first review... you've gotta fight Lana. Or is it bash Lana? I say too much!
sneakymonkey
Krypto-Pop
Superman: Dude! And he looks like Zod and Kevin Smith's love child! *shiver*
I'm forty foot tall and I will EAT YOUR CITY, little kid! Actually, I'm 5' 10", national average. I'm a dwarf to Supes, though. And anyway, my hair's green again. Go with Dragon Ball Z or something with green hair. I gotta update that picture.
copacetic
sneakymonkey
sneakymonkey
Alcoholism is always funny until your mother is chasing you with a knife. I think. I dunno. I ran away.
sneakymonkey
This one should have one. I'm afraid though, long-term, people might not get it. But points for a gut-laugh.
Gus: This is a small token of our appreciation for saving us from a chemical plant disaster.
Superman: ...what is it?
Gus: Krypto... err... a paperweight.
Superman: Is this supposed to be Kryptonite?
Gus: No...
Superman: Why does it look like it then?
Gus: Err... err... No hablo ingles!
Gus Gorman: Say Jim! Whoo! That's a bad outfit! Whoo!
So, if I get exposed to this for a long time, I'll blow out the Olympic fire, cause thousands of gallons of oil to leak into the ocean, mess up the Leaning Tower of Pisa and sleep with a blonde bimbo I barely even know? Hand it over to me, now!!
Superman: You wanna go have a few drinks, maybe flick some peanuts into a bar shelf?
Superman: You do realize the only good thing to come out of this film was Annette O'Toole, right?
Richard Pryor: Man Check! *kicks Superman in the crotch, hurts foot*
The first rule of the Superman Homepage: You Do Not Talk About Superman III.
The second rule of the Superman Hompage: You Do Not Talk About Superman III.
Superman: Sorry. I'd shake your hand, but I think I'm coming down with a case of eeeevviill.
Gus: Neal Bailey is this tall??
"Whoa, so how'd you make this?"
"Simple, I just pointed a satellite to where Krypton's remains are, and..."
"Wait, there's still some of Krypton left?"
"Yeah, but..."
*WOOSH*
"Hey! Wait! I'm not done gloating!"
*pregnant Lois* "Anyone seen Clark?"
After yet another bender, Superman awoke with a hangover to find that he had joined the Army solely for the promise of the free gift: a paperweight replica of Bukowski's liver.
Attempted Bukowski suck up points. And hey, if alcoholism was funny two weeks ago, it's funny now...
Suddenly, Zod falls screaming and crashes to the ground behind them. Both pause and look, then continue talking.Caption Contest Archives