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Clark: Did Father really have to yell "IT IS FORBIDDEN!" the entire time?
Kal-El: All these things I can do...all these powers...and I couldn't even please her...
Clark: "Thank you Fortress Crystal that contained the Kama Sutra!"
Jor-El: They're a good people, my son. They only lack the light to show the - WHAT IN THE FIREFALLS IS THIS?
Kal-El: Dad! I told you to stay out of my ROOM. GOD! I'm a GROWN MAN!
Clark: Lois? Lois? Yeah, she's dead...
Now that I am thinking? How the hell are we going to get to Metropolis?... I guess I should have thought things through first.... FATHER!!!
Notice the slight look of sadness on Christopher Reeve's face, it's almost as if he knew this was where the franchise peaked.
Sometimes Super-Speed is not a bonus!
What happens in the fortress, stays in the fortress
I just realized that the ceiling needs painting.
Clark: I'm going to rename this my Fortress of Groove!