September 23, 2009: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Caption Contest

Winner:

KentButabi:
BATMAN: "OMG, CK. LL just TWEETED about you again..."

Runners-Up:

SuperBlack:
Superman: Ya know Bruce, maybe Luthor would have a little more trouble tracking us if you stopped updating your twitter while we're on the run!
Batman: (Typing) Get chewed out by the Man of Steel.

Bizarro Brainiac:
Batman: If I do this just right we'll both have 30 lives when we play Contra.

robertgillis:
Batman: "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot."

the speeding bullet:
Superman: Isn't that the same old computer that Adam West used?

jimmy mac:
Superman's inner monologue:
"You don't bring me flowers...
You don't sing me love songs...
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through the door
At the end of the day!"

s-shield:
Batman, why are you tickling that TV?

super surfer:
Batman: Sorry, Clark. I still can't see Smallville's continuity.

RalphTurano:
Superman: While you were busy "detecting" I went out and stopped crime.
Batman: That's nice, Clark.
Superman: I mean, like, all of it.
Batman: I hate you.

Bizarro Brainiac:
Superman learns just how seriously Batman takes Where's Waldo?

JhnJhnsn2002:
Superman: You're wasting your time. I already examined that with my microscopic vision, which is even more powerful than your microscope.
Batman: I know what to look for.
Superman: Because you're "The World's Greatest Detective", right?
Batman: So I hear.
Superman: I'm not exactly an amateur myself.
Batman: I don't want to wake Alfred. Why don't you zoom up to the kitchen and make us some coffee.
Superman: I know every detail of every exhibit in the Smithsonian! I can read the entire Library of Congress in 10 minutes and remember every word!
Batman: Then you'll remember - black, no sugar.
Superman:. . . Yeah. Be right back.

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