Caption Contest

December 2, 2005: Caption Contest

Caption Competition

Winner:
BEN EL
Batman: Nope, no plot in here either.

And the runner-ups:

Fangirl
Superman: "The Crown of Crime! Yes! Just what I need to match my Tights of reason and Speedo of Salaciousness!"

(Heh. Alliteration always amuses.)

Kem-L
Batman: Superman, we're going to take over Earth.
Superman: Really? Dibs.
(incinerates Batman)

Ian S
Batman: I shall cut the globe.

Superman: And I shall move my arms..

Togther: And together, we... shall.. DANCE!!!

Gokitalo
Superman: "Batman, why did you only get us one throne?"
Batman: "That's because we're going to play musical chairs, Superman! If I lose, you'll become the sole ruler of Earth! But if I win--"
Superman: "Then I'll sit on your lap and push down with all my weight until I crush your lap to powder? Sounds fair! When do we start?"

jrs1980
Superman: Batman! What have you done???

Batman: By destroying this part of the world, I've taken care of Marvel
Comics and Todd McFarlane. It won't be long now before I'm king of the comics!

Superman: That's vile! That's sick! That's mad!

Batman: Next: Joel Schumacher.

Superman: By all means, continue.

Just promise me DC accquired Fantastic Four BEFORE you annihilated
Marvel, and we won't have any problems, ya dig?

cyberv
Superman: YOU CUT OFF HAWAII!

Batman: I already figured out "Lost". They had it coming.

Shalamarke
Superman: Gosh, Batman - there's no Pokemon in there! He must have gotten away.
Batman: Oh no! Not my Growlithe! I was going to use him to find out how Robin really feels about me...

...(smacks Shakamarke for referencing That-Which-Shall-Remain-Shunned)

kaleldpn
Batman: Peace! Peace! Peace...
(music starts)
Superman: A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France, a little slice of Turkey...

BEN EL
Batman: Remember back a couple weeks ago when the pic was of Robin and me
taking your powers...well this makes even less sense.

Sneakymonkey
Wow, I guess this cover proves it. Everybody was on drugs during the sixties.

sneakymonkey
Superman: What, I don't even get the Fortress of Solitude in my portion?
You're a (censored).
Batman: I know.

Gislef
And yet, they're still not as creepy as that king guy in the Burger King commercials. *brrrr*

sneakymonkey
Both (singing and dancing chorus line style): We're men, MANLY men, we're men
in tights. Yeah!

sneakymonkey
Batman: Okay, here's your portion.
Superman: It figures you'd take so much more. You always were the one Justice Leaguer with a Napoleon complex, what with you being short on---
Batman: Don't say it!
Superman: ---super powers.
Batman: I use skills in various disciplines honed to perfection through years of practice and a keen analytical mind!
Superman: And batarangs.

sneakymonkey
Perhaps never before has any image, in the entirety of comicdom, so filled me with an overwhelming desire to make mine Marvel.

The man is talking sense, people! And on that note, I'm outta here, and back to my anime binge.


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