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I need you on the roof my man. I can't be at 2 places at once. Go!... and make me a sandwich, you know the kind I like... Go!
L Clark: So, you're my future self, right?
R Clark: Yup.
L Clark: In how many years this going to happen?
R Clark: 7 years... and 2 more reboots... and another Crisis... did I mention a second Flashpoint?
So in your evil universe, everyone wears glasses instead of a beard?
I believe this is your floor.
Right Clark: "Do you... like pink?"
Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
Young Clark: I need your cape, your boots...and your motorcycle
Clark: That's a ridiculous amount of hair gel.
Future Clark: It is mandatory since the Jersey Shore Gel Act went into effect in 2013.
If you're really me, What number am i thinking of?
Blue Clark: "So future boy, who's president in 2017?"
Future Clark: "Lex Luthor."
Blue Clark: "Lex Luthor? The Actor?"
Future Clark: "Henry Clark Kent. Nice to meet you."
Future Clark: "Myself... You do not remember me. I am Clark Kent - the way he's supposed to be. By now you will have reached your 24th year. By that reconing, Smallville willhave been creatively dead for thousands of years."
"You dropped your Tropical Smoothie."
"Yes, I know."
"Aren't you going to pick it up?"
"No. I meant to do that. It's part of my act."
"But that smoothie was like, 8 dollars."