Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Chiptooth:
He was a superman in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization in chains… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kal, the Eighth Wonder of the World!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
November 12, 2020 12:14 am

Uh, you really shouldn’t smoke, you know, Miss Lane.

KMP
KMP
November 16, 2020 12:39 pm
Reply to  afriend

Wasn’t that a line from on of the Chris Reeve movies?

Jojo
November 12, 2020 12:33 am

Just like the year 2020, would not recommend it.

Superman2878
November 12, 2020 1:21 am

The S stands for Superman. Not smoking man.

MattComics
November 12, 2020 8:45 am

Lost Silver Age cover:
“Red Kryptonite has given me a giant hand that’s addicted to nicotine!”

Awesome
November 12, 2020 9:12 am

You have 20 cigs to die!

Last edited 15 days ago by Awesome
Awesome
November 12, 2020 9:13 am

Be like me, immune to cancer.

Superman2878
November 12, 2020 10:04 am

Don’t smoke kids. Smoking’s bad Um k?

afriend
November 12, 2020 10:26 am
Reply to  Superman2878

My high school actually had a Mr. Mackey, who did in fact say “M’kay…” With some frequency.

Superman2878
November 12, 2020 12:07 pm
Reply to  afriend

Ha. That’s so funny. 🙂

MattComics
November 12, 2020 10:45 am

I have smokes! Now for some road beers!

Last edited 15 days ago by MattComics
lurker
November 12, 2020 12:28 pm

“Kids, here’s the secret to looking super cool!”

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:49 pm

Alien smoke ad: If you want to be the most rugged alien, smoke 20th dimensions

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:51 pm

Knowing Superman’s former habit Luthor offers Superman cigarettes with hidden kryptonite

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:54 pm

Superman III: So your telling me Tar from cigarettes in that hunk of kryptonite made me turn bad? These things are bad for you

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:55 pm

Alternate plot uncovered for Superman IV the quest for clean air, where Superman launches all the cigarettes into the sun

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:56 pm

Alternate Donner scene shows Superman actually offer Lois the smoke

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 12:59 pm

Superman catches Jimmy smoking in the boys room “So ya like to smoke eh Jimmy? Well your gonna smoke all of these”

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 1:02 pm

Superman busted for illegal cigarette trafficking after peddling “no tax” smokes from off world

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 1:03 pm

Lois never knew Supes dirty little secret until the night after sleeping in his reflective silver bed

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 1:03 pm

Superman knew if he was going to beat the flash in Justice League he’s have to give up smoking for good

kal-el76
November 12, 2020 1:06 pm

A criminal decided to test the internet theory while he can stop bullets, boxes of cigarettes can kill him…Superman: Seriously dude?….epic fail

superhero
November 13, 2020 12:09 pm

before he was superman, he was the marlboro man

mnostl32
November 13, 2020 4:09 pm

Superman: No thanks, I don’t need a light. I’ve got laser eyes.

mnostl32
November 13, 2020 4:12 pm

Director: Quiet on set. Action Superman: After a long hard day saving the planet, I can always rely on my trusty Justice League 20 pack to calm my nerves. After that first puff, I feel Super again. Director: And cut

mnostl32
November 13, 2020 4:14 pm

Superman: No thanks. Pretty sure someone laced some kryptonite once with nicotine, I was not myself for a while after that.

superhero
November 13, 2020 6:42 pm

on my planet, these are rich and smooth

superhero
November 13, 2020 6:52 pm

well, if betty grable, spencer tracy, barbara stanwyck, louis armstrong, susan hayward, john wayne, ronald reagan, lucille ball and desi arnaz say these are ok, then…

superhero
November 13, 2020 6:54 pm

got a light?

superhero
November 13, 2020 6:55 pm

norman rockwell’s forgotten saturday evening post cover

superhero
November 13, 2020 7:01 pm

(not gonna win, but true, lol) “Altria currently has a 8.71% dividend”

Superman2878
November 13, 2020 7:28 pm

Lois: Wine?
Superman: No thanks. I never drink when I fly.
Lois: Cigarette. No thank you. You know you really shouldn’t smoke miss Lane.
Lois: Gum?
Superman: No thank you. I could get a super cavity and then need a super filling.
Lois: Well then what can I get you?
Superman: Got any orange juice freshly squeezed?
Lois: Can you read my mind?

Last edited 14 days ago by Superman2878
Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 4:26 am

If you quit trying to quit…then you’re a quitter.

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 4:28 am

You know what were The Marlboro Man’s last words before he died?

Got a light?

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 4:35 am

Smokin’In the boys room? Everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school!

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 5:22 am

Smoking helps you lose weight…one lung at a time.

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 5:25 am

Imagine the world has no more deceases. Now…imagine the world without cigarettes. Pretty scary right?

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 5:25 am

If you take this….I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Kal-Ed
November 14, 2020 5:27 am

Make America Puff Again….and Keep America Puff.

Mr Mxy
November 14, 2020 1:22 pm

This is old school garbage kids,E-cigs are the way to go!

Steve Eden
November 14, 2020 4:58 pm

This… is MORE deadly than kryptonite!!!

butchmoore
November 15, 2020 3:44 am

“Lois, here are the 20’s you asked for…they were all out of the 30’s”

jreyes3001
November 15, 2020 5:15 pm

Good choice, these will make you feel like your flying. (wink)

Last edited 12 days ago by jreyes3001
supermanofreno
November 16, 2020 11:43 am

You think you can bribe me with generic cigarettes? Seriously??

KMP
KMP
November 16, 2020 12:38 pm

2020 has been the equivalent of a pack of cigarettes – it seemed like a good idea at the time.

gusrobledo
November 16, 2020 12:41 pm

Can I offer you a Kent, Clark?

Tom-EL
November 16, 2020 10:48 pm

“I can change the course of mighty rivers,
and bend steel in my bare hands,
but to totally give up the smoking habit cold turkey,
now THAT REALLY IS a Super-Power!”

butchmoore
November 21, 2020 1:57 am

Do you have two tens for a twenty?