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In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
He was a superman in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization in chains… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kal, the Eighth Wonder of the World!
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Uh, you really shouldn’t smoke, you know, Miss Lane.
Wasn’t that a line from on of the Chris Reeve movies?
Just like the year 2020, would not recommend it.
The S stands for Superman. Not smoking man.
Lost Silver Age cover:
“Red Kryptonite has given me a giant hand that’s addicted to nicotine!”
You have 20 cigs to die!
Be like me, immune to cancer.
Don’t smoke kids. Smoking’s bad Um k?
My high school actually had a Mr. Mackey, who did in fact say “M’kay…” With some frequency.
Ha. That’s so funny. 🙂
I have smokes! Now for some road beers!
“Kids, here’s the secret to looking super cool!”
Alien smoke ad: If you want to be the most rugged alien, smoke 20th dimensions
Knowing Superman’s former habit Luthor offers Superman cigarettes with hidden kryptonite
Superman III: So your telling me Tar from cigarettes in that hunk of kryptonite made me turn bad? These things are bad for you
Alternate plot uncovered for Superman IV the quest for clean air, where Superman launches all the cigarettes into the sun
Alternate Donner scene shows Superman actually offer Lois the smoke
Superman catches Jimmy smoking in the boys room “So ya like to smoke eh Jimmy? Well your gonna smoke all of these”
Superman busted for illegal cigarette trafficking after peddling “no tax” smokes from off world
Lois never knew Supes dirty little secret until the night after sleeping in his reflective silver bed
Superman knew if he was going to beat the flash in Justice League he’s have to give up smoking for good
A criminal decided to test the internet theory while he can stop bullets, boxes of cigarettes can kill him…Superman: Seriously dude?….epic fail
before he was superman, he was the marlboro man
Superman: No thanks, I don’t need a light. I’ve got laser eyes.
Director: Quiet on set. Action Superman: After a long hard day saving the planet, I can always rely on my trusty Justice League 20 pack to calm my nerves. After that first puff, I feel Super again. Director: And cut
Superman: No thanks. Pretty sure someone laced some kryptonite once with nicotine, I was not myself for a while after that.
on my planet, these are rich and smooth
well, if betty grable, spencer tracy, barbara stanwyck, louis armstrong, susan hayward, john wayne, ronald reagan, lucille ball and desi arnaz say these are ok, then…
got a light?
norman rockwell’s forgotten saturday evening post cover
(not gonna win, but true, lol) “Altria currently has a 8.71% dividend”
Lois: Wine?
Superman: No thanks. I never drink when I fly.
Lois: Cigarette. No thank you. You know you really shouldn’t smoke miss Lane.
Lois: Gum?
Superman: No thank you. I could get a super cavity and then need a super filling.
Lois: Well then what can I get you?
Superman: Got any orange juice freshly squeezed?
Lois: Can you read my mind?
If you quit trying to quit…then you’re a quitter.
You know what were The Marlboro Man’s last words before he died?
Got a light?
Smokin’In the boys room? Everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school!
Smoking helps you lose weight…one lung at a time.
Imagine the world has no more deceases. Now…imagine the world without cigarettes. Pretty scary right?
If you take this….I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Make America Puff Again….and Keep America Puff.
This is old school garbage kids,E-cigs are the way to go!
This… is MORE deadly than kryptonite!!!
“Lois, here are the 20’s you asked for…they were all out of the 30’s”
Good choice, these will make you feel like your flying. (wink)
You think you can bribe me with generic cigarettes? Seriously??
2020 has been the equivalent of a pack of cigarettes – it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I offer you a Kent, Clark?
“I can change the course of mighty rivers,
and bend steel in my bare hands,
but to totally give up the smoking habit cold turkey,
now THAT REALLY IS a Super-Power!”
Do you have two tens for a twenty?