Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Clark! Don’t forget to pick up bread! I know you can hear me!”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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The “Great Gazoo” has done it again!
… So I can’t do anything about getting my own Action Figure. Gimme a break.
Whatever you sellin’ I ain’t buyin’!
WHAT?! I’m just passing through here!
See all them lawyers behind?! With all the salary they’re earning the sky’s the limit.
Not…impressed.
….and just like that….POOF!!!! He disappeared.
You got them?! Who’s got you?!
Aahhhh….that money. See…I had to spend it for a coupla Air Jordans for those guys in the back.
i am the original lyft
there’s an app for that
What, like you don’t like riding around on tiny floating people?
Ok, so I made eveyrone a little gassy, sue me.
Superman: Trying to replace me, aren’t you?
“Hey, DC Comics kept saying they wanted you to be ‘more relatable’ so I gave everybody super-powers!”
What? It’s not my fault they think I’m Peter Pan!
Give me A break break. Everyone wishes they can fly!
They couldn’t fly if they didn’t want to.
In the year 2213 everyone will have super-powers, so they won’t need you, Superman.
(this is actually the cover quote, edited)
It’s my solution to global warming
It’s better than canceled flights!
Should I have chosen x-ray vision?
It makes for a faster commute, right?