Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Have a Snickers, Clark!
Previous Caption Contest

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July 9, 2020 9:28 am

Hmm. What is the American Way?

July 9, 2020 10:03 am

Oh, the temptation of having X-Ray vision!

July 9, 2020 10:20 am

A cloth cape, leather cape, or a cgi cape? What to wear. Hmmmmmm

July 9, 2020 10:20 am

Should I grow a mustache?

July 9, 2020 12:52 pm

Clark considers his biggest decision of the day.

Clark (thinking) “Hmmmm.. chicken or beef for dinner?”

July 9, 2020 1:03 pm

Mask? What mask?

July 9, 2020 1:37 pm

Kent! How come your not wearing a mask?

July 9, 2020 1:42 pm

Welcome to the show. Say the ‘secret word’ and win a hundred dollars…

July 9, 2020 3:03 pm

You know…I really do kind of like that green leotard with the leopard skin belt that Mom first came up with with.. I rocked that mask…

July 9, 2020 11:07 pm

“My red trunks are riding up again under my slacks. I wonder
if the public would accept a Superman with just a blue costume
and no red trunks? Naahhh!”

July 9, 2020 11:10 pm

The moment you realize you won’t be playing Superman in a Big Motion Picture.

July 9, 2020 11:16 pm

Hmmm.. I’m not sure how i feel about the Snyder cut. I have mixed emotions.

July 9, 2020 11:16 pm

Just finished the Snyder cut and I must say I was expecting more.

July 9, 2020 11:18 pm

What would a world with no crime look like? Imagine that, I would be able to focus and just dance.

July 10, 2020 1:35 am

How should I title my comic book? The Adventures of Clark Kent???
…. Naaa
The Adventures of Superman sounds better.

July 10, 2020 2:24 am

So…you want to be a reporter, huh?

July 10, 2020 2:26 am

Now I’m not only that pensive, but when I am, it’s because I really did leave the stove on.

July 10, 2020 2:27 am

Dude I know you’re lying….but keep talking.

July 10, 2020 2:29 am

That look when you think about how serious a relationship could get after a coupla dates.

July 10, 2020 2:31 am

When the boss at the monthly meeting session explain the figures at the board, and pretend to be interested.

July 10, 2020 2:36 am

Should we keep the phrase Truth, Justice, And The American Way? Or should we switch it to Ham, Pineapple and Toast Hawaii!?

July 10, 2020 2:40 am

How does he manage to scare the cowardly and superstitious lot with a costume inspired by old folklore tales?

July 10, 2020 9:30 am

Daydreaming is the quickest way to travel. Statistically speaking of course. Ah Hawaii.

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July 10, 2020 5:48 pm

Oh Rao, did I say that out loud? Get you head back in the game, Clarkie.

July 10, 2020 11:20 pm

Let’s see, truth, justice and the hard way… nah.
truth, justice and the cowboy way… already done.
truth, justice and the milky way… too big
Truth, justice and I did it my way! Yeah!

Da Puertorican
July 11, 2020 12:07 am

So… tell me how the Snyder Cut will save the DCU?

July 11, 2020 6:20 am

“Not me???”

July 11, 2020 6:20 am

Dean Cain reads the “Not you” part of the meme thanking all actors for honoring the spirit of Superman.

July 11, 2020 11:28 am

I think I have a super cavity.

July 11, 2020 1:08 pm

Sometimes I wish I worked back on a farm again.

July 11, 2020 1:09 pm

I wonder if I’ll get a cameo on Superman and Lois!

July 11, 2020 6:08 pm

Where can I find a telephone booth these days?

July 11, 2020 10:32 pm

Lois: “Clark, would you zip down to Starbucks and get me an iced, Ristretto, 10 shot, venti, with breve, 5 pump vanilla, 7 pump caramel, 4 Splenda…and poured, not shaken?” You’re such a sweetheart!

July 12, 2020 11:15 am

Did Lois say she wanted orange juice or apple juice?

July 12, 2020 11:16 am

Did I leave the thermostat on at the fortress?

July 12, 2020 11:24 am

“I can’t stand to fly. I’m not that naïve.” What was the name of that song by Five for fighting?

July 12, 2020 7:06 pm

Should I switch to contacts?

July 12, 2020 7:08 pm

Should I tell Perry that Superman’s suit wasn’t inspired by Elvis’s? Naa. It would only disappoint him.

July 13, 2020 8:13 am

Will Lois ever be quiet

July 13, 2020 12:30 pm

Was it a good idea to let Plasticman dog sit Krypto?

July 13, 2020 2:03 pm

I wonder how I would look if I had a blue and white suit with electricity powers.

July 13, 2020 2:04 pm

Will they ever make a new video game of me?

July 13, 2020 2:06 pm

Spit curl or no spit curl? Hmmmm

July 13, 2020 2:08 pm

Would the comic shop give me a discount if I show up as Superman?

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July 13, 2020 4:52 pm

I wonder if Lois would say yes if I ask her out on a date.

July 13, 2020 9:50 pm

“I know who you really are.
LL? Who could LL be? Lois Lane? Lana Lang? Lex Luthor? I wonder who could it be.

July 13, 2020 9:59 pm

Jimmy: And then I said
Clark:Uh huh
Jimmy: And then there was that one time when I
Clark: Uh huh
Jimmy: But then I
Clark: Uh huh
Jimmy: Clark are you listening to me?
Clark: Nope.

July 13, 2020 10:03 pm

Clark: “ Gosh! My computer froze. What will I do now?”

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July 14, 2020 8:51 am

Dean Cain’s reaction to finding out he wasn’t invited to return as Superman in The CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover event featuring Brandon Routh, Tom Welling and Tyler Hoechilin.

Cain thinking: Maybe I shouldn’t have said ‘I’d knock that kid out cold.’

July 14, 2020 8:53 am

What do they mean ‘not me’???

July 14, 2020 9:32 am

Is Krypton spelled with a Cri or Kry?

July 14, 2020 2:26 pm

Should I tell Lex he’s losing his hair? Naa. He’ll figure it out.

July 14, 2020 2:27 pm

Now where did I put my key to the fortress of solitude? Think Clark, think…

July 16, 2020 1:08 pm

I wonder if they’ll put Lois and Clark on Bluray

Clark El
July 16, 2020 11:47 pm

Lois, I had a nightmare last night that I had been relegated to producing movies for the Hallmark channel.

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July 20, 2020 11:52 am

What’s a six letter word for Lex that begins with L and ends with R? Hmmmm

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878