Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
No I will not sit on your lap!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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butchmoore
January 12, 2023 12:20 am

“I can see! I can see my hand!”

Last edited 22 days ago by butchmoore
Carey79
January 12, 2023 12:45 am

Please NO!!! Not another Snyder script…….

Da Puertorican
January 12, 2023 1:21 am

No please no… not another reboot!!!

ElMaximoCustoms
January 12, 2023 2:41 am

“On my world, it means High Five.”

Mikev83
January 12, 2023 7:16 am

No HBO max stop removing content, no more!

Carstonio
January 12, 2023 8:55 am

“Jon Peters wanted WHAT in my story?!”

Carstonio
January 12, 2023 8:57 am

Never ask Superman to sign a copy of Frank Miller’s Year One.

WHSuperman
January 12, 2023 11:14 pm
Reply to  Carstonio

I like this one

Carstonio
January 12, 2023 8:59 am

Lois just told him she’s leaving him for Guy Gardiner.

Carstonio
January 12, 2023 9:46 am

Dr. Fate just informed him how awful Monsignor will be.

superhero
January 12, 2023 10:50 am

They should have sent a poet

GodzillaofSteel
January 12, 2023 10:54 am

No more of the evil Superman trope.

superhero
January 12, 2023 11:02 am

ouch! A hangnail

superhero
January 12, 2023 11:16 am

Why, oh, why didn’t I take the blue pill?

superhero
January 12, 2023 12:12 pm
WilfredoPorkchop
January 12, 2023 1:39 pm

Superman’s reaction watching The Boys

WilfredoPorkchop
January 12, 2023 1:40 pm

His reaction when he discovers HBO Max is powered by Kryptonite

KMP
KMP
January 12, 2023 2:40 pm

My glasses, please!

superhero
January 12, 2023 4:45 pm
Superman2878
January 12, 2023 8:37 pm
Reply to  superhero

Beat me to it! Lol 😀

superhero
January 12, 2023 9:55 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

finally!

Superman2878
January 12, 2023 8:37 pm

How many fingers am I holding up?

Superman2878
January 12, 2023 8:38 pm

Five! Five dollar! Five dollar foot long! Subway, eat fresh!

WHSuperman
January 12, 2023 11:13 pm

Mr. Gunn! You can’t. Please no. Just…aggghhh…just…re…store…aghhh…the…Ssss..Snyder..vverse. *Passes out from a broken heart*

Graham
January 13, 2023 5:31 am

Where are my glasses?! I can’t without my glasses!!!

KMP
KMP
January 15, 2023 5:02 pm

Stop! Krypto, stop!

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:01 am

Waitress: ok here is your burger, everything on it and orange juice freshly squeezed.
Superman: ah there’s little kryptonite sausages on your plate
Lois: Um those are pickles

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:06 am

Brainiac decides to probe Superman, and not in a good way

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:08 am

Superman learns he’s strong with the force as he puts Miss Tescacher through the wall

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:10 am

After staring into the Yellow Sun Superman learns this does not give him stronger eyes

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:12 am

Next up we have two spinny circle things for imprisonment from the planet Krypton. Can I have $5000? Thank you to the man in the cape

Last edited 9 days ago by kal-el76
kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:14 am

Who believes a man can fly?

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:15 am

Lex exits his underground pool but this time he opts for no robe and has no bathing suit

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:16 am

Otis asks Superman to assist with sunscreen

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 10:18 am

Lex grabs the scissors made from kryptonite.
Lex “first thing to go is the S curl”

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:09 pm

Early 2020, Lois comes down with a cough.

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:10 pm

What Lois didn’t know as she went to light up a cigarette was Superman had let a super silent one go

Last edited 8 days ago by kal-el76
kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:11 pm

Superman is horrified as Lois straight up murders Ursa

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:14 pm

Superman can’t un see naked Lex and Otis emerge from the steam room

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:23 pm

Lois disrobes for a night of passion revealing she fully embraces the 70’s trend au natural

Last edited 8 days ago by kal-el76
kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:27 pm

Lois, if you want to keep me, you better put a ring on it

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:28 pm

During a break in filming Margot Kidder removes her dentures and lights a smoke

kal-el76
January 25, 2023 12:29 pm

As the bill comes for dinner Superman claims he’s been called to action