Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

StuB:
“What? I was just looking at his S!”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

Just working on my bike.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey Conner! Check out my new quantum cycle! Its a motor cycle from the future!

yeah, that’s nice.

But you’re not even looking!

Awesome
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Can’t he fix that bike faster with super speed?

MattComics
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MattComics

Superboy: Ah, a BMW. Yeah expect to bring this back here at least once a month from now on.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Hey! Would you be super and hand me that wrench?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Nice bike. Nice sweater.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Looks like your Flux Capacitor is shot. Did a lightning bolt hit it?

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Wait, Doc, are you telling me…that this sucker is nuclear?
No, no, no! The plutonium is required to generate the 1.21 jigawatts needed to power the motorcycle!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Never trust someone wearing a sweater in summer unless his name is Mr. Rogers.

Superman2878
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Superman2878

Hey! You totaled my new car when you stopped short!

Yeah? Well you tailgated my bike!

superhero
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superhero

roads? where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

…don´t miss the next thrilling episode! Will the Man of Yesterday be wearing his famous brown slipover again AND brown cords? Will Conner be able to change the headlight bulb of his bike? Tune in tomorrow – same bat channel, same bat time!

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

Luke I mean Kal-El I am your father.

jreyes3001
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jreyes3001

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
“When you coming home, dad?” “I don’t know when”
But we’ll get together then