Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Ursa: I can’t believe you wanted to come here for our first date, this place has no atmosphere.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Superman: What are you?
Darkside: I’m Bat, er um,I mean Darkside. I’m Darkside.
Darkseid: Mention Martha one more time.
Superman: I must say her name, or Doomsday wins!
What do you mean they canceled Comic-Con this year?
Put me down!!!
Darkside: I demand to have my own movie!
Superman: You’re not getting one Darkside!
From this angle, the comb-over isn’t fooling anyone.
Haven’t you heard about Social Distancing?
It’s true! Tom Brady left the Patriots!
I look NOTHING like THANOS!!!!
Darkseid: Where is your mustache?!
Superman: This the Snyder Cut!
Darkseid: Where is your state mandated FACE MASK?!
Wow! I can see your home from here!
Wlllaaaaaaaaawwwwww look at meeh…ai got muh-scles.
Do you know who I am?
Amazing Grace?
Ooohhh you’ll so be sorry for this.
He’s coming…to chokeslam you…on HBO Max.
The Snyder Cut Released….And Unleashed.
Say Highfather one more time, %@#&§¢€¥#& I dare you…I double dare you.
Save…Heggra.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
They were right. Your right side is less cuter than your left side.
They were right. Your head’s right side is less cuter than your left side.
OK…now say…AAAAARRRGGHHHHH
Darkseid: “These pull-string talking Superman toys never work right. I’m going back to the Apokolips Toys-R-us for an electronic Buzz Lightyear!”
Darkside: Smell my breath Superman!
Superman: Aww Yuck! Do you have any Altoides, TicTac‘s, or Mentos mints?
Introducing the Darkside workout program. We begin by lifting Kryptonians for each arm curl. Let’s begin. One Kryptonian, two Kryptonian, three Kryptonian. Feel the burn!
Darkseid: Stop editing my twitter feed!
Uncle, uncle, uncle!
Sticks and stones Superman.
Darkseid: “Say it!”
Superman “NO!”
Darkseid:” I said SAY IT!”
Superman: “Arrrgh, NO!”
Darkseid: “Say it or I won’t let up!”
Superman: “Alright, alright, I’ll say it. Granny Goodness DOESN’T
wear socks that smell!”
Tell me more about this … Thanos
Who is playing the part of Green Lantern?
When is Wonder Woman 1984 being released?
Who’s in charge of programming for the CW?
Your lymph nodes feel swollen. I would see a doctor!
Don’t you touch my teddy bear ever again!
You didn’t wear your facemask today!!