Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
Ursa: I can’t believe you wanted to come here for our first date, this place has no atmosphere.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
May 28, 2020 12:57 am

Superman: What are you?

Darkside: I’m Bat, er um,I mean Darkside. I’m Darkside.

Awesome
Awesome(@awesome)
May 28, 2020 1:01 am

Darkseid: Mention Martha one more time.
Superman: I must say her name, or Doomsday wins!

Last edited 1 year ago by Awesome
Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
May 28, 2020 1:05 am

What do you mean they canceled Comic-Con this year?

Put me down!!!

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
May 28, 2020 1:07 am

Darkside: I demand to have my own movie!

Superman: You’re not getting one Darkside!

afriend
afriend(@afriend)
May 28, 2020 2:31 am

From this angle, the comb-over isn’t fooling anyone.

Hailex
Hailex(@hailex)
May 28, 2020 4:51 am

Haven’t you heard about Social Distancing?

Hailex
Hailex(@hailex)
May 28, 2020 4:53 am

It’s true! Tom Brady left the Patriots!

Hailex
Hailex(@hailex)
May 28, 2020 6:32 am

I look NOTHING like THANOS!!!!

GodzillaofSteel
GodzillaofSteel(@godzillaofsteel)
May 28, 2020 6:43 am

Darkseid: Where is your mustache?!

Superman: This the Snyder Cut!

nsponenberg
May 28, 2020 1:06 pm

Darkseid: Where is your state mandated FACE MASK?!

Steve Eden
Steve Eden(@steve-eden)
May 28, 2020 5:26 pm

Wow! I can see your home from here!

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:34 pm

Wlllaaaaaaaaawwwwww look at meeh…ai got muh-scles.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:36 pm

Do you know who I am?

Amazing Grace?

Ooohhh you’ll so be sorry for this.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:38 pm

He’s coming…to chokeslam you…on HBO Max.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:39 pm

The Snyder Cut Released….And Unleashed.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:48 pm

Say Highfather one more time, %@#&§¢€¥#& I dare you…I double dare you.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:49 pm

Save…Heggra.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:51 pm

They were right. Your right side is less cuter than your left side.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:52 pm

They were right. Your head’s right side is less cuter than your left side.

Kal-Ed
Kal-Ed(@kal-ed)
May 28, 2020 8:54 pm

OK…now say…AAAAARRRGGHHHHH

Tom-EL
Tom-EL(@tom-el)
May 29, 2020 10:12 am

Darkseid: “These pull-string talking Superman toys never work right. I’m going back to the Apokolips Toys-R-us for an electronic Buzz Lightyear!”

Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
May 29, 2020 10:20 am

Darkside: Smell my breath Superman!

Superman: Aww Yuck! Do you have any Altoides, TicTac‘s, or Mentos mints?

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
Superman2878(@spidey2878)
May 29, 2020 12:31 pm

Introducing the Darkside workout program. We begin by lifting Kryptonians for each arm curl. Let’s begin. One Kryptonian, two Kryptonian, three Kryptonian. Feel the burn!

kaleldpn
kaleldpn(@kaleldpn)
May 29, 2020 1:53 pm

Darkseid: Stop editing my twitter feed!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001(@jreyes3001)
May 29, 2020 10:28 pm

Uncle, uncle, uncle!

jreyes3001
jreyes3001(@jreyes3001)
May 29, 2020 10:29 pm

Sticks and stones Superman.

Tom-EL
Tom-EL(@tom-el)
June 1, 2020 12:38 am

Darkseid: “Say it!”
Superman “NO!”
Darkseid:” I said SAY IT!”
Superman: “Arrrgh, NO!”
Darkseid: “Say it or I won’t let up!”
Superman: “Alright, alright, I’ll say it. Granny Goodness DOESN’T
wear socks that smell!”

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
June 1, 2020 7:22 am

Tell me more about this … Thanos

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
June 1, 2020 7:25 am

Who is playing the part of Green Lantern?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
June 1, 2020 7:27 am

When is Wonder Woman 1984 being released?

supermanofreno
supermanofreno(@supermanofreno)
June 1, 2020 7:30 am

Who’s in charge of programming for the CW?

butchmoore
butchmoore(@butchmoore)
June 1, 2020 7:52 am

Your lymph nodes feel swollen. I would see a doctor!

mnostl32
mnostl32(@mnostl32)
June 1, 2020 9:59 am

Don’t you touch my teddy bear ever again!

mnostl32
mnostl32(@mnostl32)
June 1, 2020 10:02 am

You didn’t wear your facemask today!!