Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Waiter! This is NOT what I ordered. I specifically asked for Beef Bourguignon!”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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They said “sorry but we can’t have two Bouncing Boys on the team”.
After eating 1trillion pies under 5 minutes,Superman wins the annual national pie eating contest
Why are you looking at me? is there something wrong with my spit curl?
“Those Red Hot Kryptonite Burgers must have wait? Red Kryptonite? That explains the weigh gain”
Does this cape make me look fat?
“Diet”… This soda brand lied.
How am I going to explain that I’m not Clark Kent now? The weight will clearly show for both.
“On your left. On your left” The Flash is really enjoying this.
What did Lois mean that I have to start eating healthy? I’m in the best shape of my life!
i told you that you wont like it when i’m angry!
Starbucks gives you wings
Slower than a turtle, quiet as a dump truck, able to sleep in all day….it’s Supperman!
This is just “Holiday weight”.
“Pour me another barkeep. They say I just got fired…again!”
…sigh…Chocolate cake is my REAL kryptonite.
that’s the last time i’ll visit willy wonka’s factory
When you finally defeat all the villains
Retirement! So this is what happens when you finally hang up the cape.
Christian Bale on another one of his whacky diets.
Depression, they say, leads to alcoholism in some people. And that can lead to a super-enormous beer belly
Man, I really miss the days when I could fly!