Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Note to self: Get a smart phone.Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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June 27, 2019 10:37 am

Seg: So to get back to Krypton, I go to the third star to the right and make a left. Adam: No I’m pretty sure it’s fourth star to the left then to the right. Lobo: No! It’s second star to the right and straight on till morning! Adam: Wait! That’s neverland! Seg: What’s neverland? Lobo: It’s a place where I get to hang out with the best kinda people. Captain Hook and Pirates! Just wish that flying annoying kid Peter Pan wasn’t around to spoil my fun. Seg: There’s a kid that can fly??? Adam: “Peter Pan flew with… Read more »

June 27, 2019 11:10 am

Lobo: Hey! That’s a nice jacket!

Seg: Um, thanks?

Lobo: I want it. Give me it!


June 27, 2019 11:16 am

Lobo: Ok so where does the map say to go to next?

Adam: I don’t have the map. Seg, do you have it?

Seg: Well I don’t have it! We were following Lobo! I thought he had it.

Lobo: Hey I wasn’t the one holding it. You were reading it last time Seg!

Seg: Wait there’s a hole in my jacket pocket!

Lobo: Great! We’re lost!

June 27, 2019 11:46 am

When you realise that the quietest and meekest colleague at work is in reality a real wild party animal.

June 27, 2019 11:51 am

I can’t wait till I get my own action figure out of this show…and when you get yours…I’m gonna break ’em.

June 27, 2019 11:54 am

Good mornin’!!! Nice day for fraggin’ ain’t it!?

June 27, 2019 11:59 am

That strange moment when the Big Bad Wolf finds out that Little Red Riding Hood is actually called The Neighbour-Hood.

June 27, 2019 12:01 pm

That awkward moment when The Big Bad Wolf finds out that Little Red Riding Hood is actually a man…and eats him anyway.

June 27, 2019 1:00 pm

Why is everybody staring at my codpiece?

June 27, 2019 1:05 pm

Lobo With A Shotgun!? That’s the lamest and cheesiest title of a movie I have ever heard. I’m in!

Steve Eden
June 27, 2019 1:40 pm

Yeah? Well, I’ve got news for you! I DID take a shower… This mornin’… or maybe last month, I dunno… but anyways…I DID. Honest. Ya bastich!

June 28, 2019 1:17 am

Lobo: Heeeeey I know you! You’re Superman!

Seg: No. I’m not. I’m his grandfather.

Lobo: Same thing.

Adam: No it isn’t.

June 28, 2019 1:21 am

Lobo: Hey Seg. Maybe you should take a hike. Ha ha ha ha

Seg: Real funny Lobo. I’m laughing on the inside.

Lobo: Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Three men walk into the woods.

Adam: Stop!!!

June 28, 2019 1:15 pm

Hahaha, you try to fight like Henry Cavill

June 28, 2019 1:15 pm

The name’s Lobo. That’s L as in “Lacerate”, O as in “Obliterate”, B as in “disem-Bowel” and O as in, uh… Well, I guess I can use “Obliterate” twice, huh? What do you think?

June 28, 2019 1:17 pm

They say you’re the main man! Wrong, I’m the main man!! Hahaha

June 28, 2019 1:17 pm

Check out my belt buckle! Made you look. Hahahaha

June 28, 2019 1:20 pm

Your Dog the Bounty Hunter is a copy cat of me. He wants to be me. But there is only one Lobo, the Main Man.

June 28, 2019 5:06 pm


June 28, 2019 5:07 pm

pull my finger!

June 28, 2019 5:27 pm

Footage of Aquaman from the Snyder Cut

June 28, 2019 5:29 pm

Early reactions to the dark and gritty DC version of Aladdin did not go over well…

June 28, 2019 5:30 pm

The face you make when the SyFy version of Doomsday looks better than the Cinematic version.

June 28, 2019 5:31 pm

‘No… I’m from Maine, man!’

June 28, 2019 5:33 pm

‘We all float down here Seggy!’

June 28, 2019 5:36 pm

‘The Nightman Cometh’

June 28, 2019 5:41 pm

Lobo: ‘Wait… I’m in a show about Big blue’s grandpa??? Next you’re going to tell me there’s a show centered around Batman’s butler!’

Seg: ‘ummm…’

June 28, 2019 5:43 pm

When you notice aliens wear leather jackets and hoodies

June 28, 2019 6:36 pm

made you look!

June 28, 2019 9:51 pm

Lobo: You’re shoe lace is untied.

Seg: Huh?

Lobo: Ha! Gotch ya!

June 28, 2019 9:53 pm

Lobo: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the universe? Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

June 28, 2019 9:55 pm

Lobo: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Seg: what’s so funny?

June 28, 2019 10:00 pm

Lobo: We can be the next three stooges. I’ll be Curly, you can be Larry, and you can be Moe!

June 28, 2019 11:37 pm

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure to Krypton

June 29, 2019 1:53 pm

only you can prevent forest fires

June 30, 2019 9:51 pm

Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel.

June 30, 2019 9:52 pm

Look me up on Instagram I post some pretty rad things.

June 30, 2019 9:55 pm

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

June 30, 2019 9:56 pm

Dude! We have the same Jacket.

Da Puertorican
July 2, 2019 12:43 am

Where’s the \S/ boyo? At least this one has the right color scheme!