Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
Superman gets out of the superhero business and becomes a roadie for a Smallville band.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Superman2878
September 23, 2021 12:29 am

I’m not listening! La la la la la!

butchmoore
September 23, 2021 2:00 am

Tinnitus!

MattComics
September 23, 2021 8:12 am

I put duct-tape on my knuckles! WHY?!

Da Puertorican
September 23, 2021 10:22 am

I must eat more fiber!

nsponenberg
September 23, 2021 10:56 am

Superman’s OTHER weakness: TWEEN POP MUSIC!

Superman2878
September 23, 2021 12:03 pm

Why can’t I get that song out of my head?

Kal-el86
September 23, 2021 6:03 pm

Not another group text!!

svillar13
September 23, 2021 6:23 pm

WB: Why won’t the Snyderverse bro’s just leave us alone?!

superhero
September 24, 2021 2:20 am

brain freeze!

lunetemperee
September 24, 2021 5:06 am

Why can’t I train that dog?

GodzillaofSteel
September 24, 2021 10:41 am

WB/DC stop making me be “evil Superman.”

MattComics
September 24, 2021 1:40 pm

The Google-Fi ads just won’t STOP!

Sven-El
September 25, 2021 10:54 am

KAAAAAAHHHHHN!
KAAAAAAHHHHHN!
KAAAAAAHHHHHN!

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Sven-El
September 25, 2021 10:57 am

In Lex Luthor’s new and improved gauntlet, he forces Superman to listen to Rebecca Black’s Friday. Over. And Over. And over…

Steve Eden
September 25, 2021 3:35 pm

Noooooo! Kryptonian LICE!!!!

Steve Eden
September 25, 2021 3:38 pm

More spirit-gum! This toupe just WON’T stay DOWN!

superhero
September 26, 2021 5:18 pm

i’m out of mousse!

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 2:37 pm

Dum Dum Dum dunanana. Dum Dum Dum dunanana. Pressure. Pushing down on mee…pushing down on youu…

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 2:39 pm

Why isn’t there any new DLCs in the Injustice Mobile Game??

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 2:42 pm

When you listen to the sad and final text of the song suddenly you remember how painful the divorce was…to your Wallet.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 2:43 pm

Look at the bright side. At least you still have those shiny straight white teeth and that wavy black hair.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 2:47 pm

It’s frustrating that Even the smartest of all people can add 2+2 still come up with 5.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 3:06 pm

Even when I rip my hair off my head, my hands are arguing.

Kal-Ed
September 27, 2021 3:08 pm

I’m not yelling. I’m listening to the new Iron Maiden album.

Bass R
September 28, 2021 11:26 am

Why is there a wolverine walking around at the Superman festival?

KMP
KMP
October 1, 2021 10:19 am

Injustice, injustice! I think my head will explode….

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 7:51 am

Migraine Man

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 7:51 am

I don’t know which jingle is for headaches!

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 2:55 pm

Thunder! Ahhhhhh

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 2:56 pm

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 5:20 pm

Superman’s super hearing and finger nails on a chalkboard do not go well.

mnostl32
October 5, 2021 8:12 pm

Not another lockdown!