Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman gets out of the superhero business and becomes a roadie for a Smallville band.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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I’m not listening! La la la la la!
Tinnitus!
I put duct-tape on my knuckles! WHY?!
I must eat more fiber!
Superman’s OTHER weakness: TWEEN POP MUSIC!
Why can’t I get that song out of my head?
Not another group text!!
WB: Why won’t the Snyderverse bro’s just leave us alone?!
brain freeze!
Why can’t I train that dog?
WB/DC stop making me be “evil Superman.”
The Google-Fi ads just won’t STOP!
KAAAAAAHHHHHN!
KAAAAAAHHHHHN!
KAAAAAAHHHHHN!
In Lex Luthor’s new and improved gauntlet, he forces Superman to listen to Rebecca Black’s Friday. Over. And Over. And over…
Noooooo! Kryptonian LICE!!!!
More spirit-gum! This toupe just WON’T stay DOWN!
i’m out of mousse!
Dum Dum Dum dunanana. Dum Dum Dum dunanana. Pressure. Pushing down on mee…pushing down on youu…
Why isn’t there any new DLCs in the Injustice Mobile Game??
When you listen to the sad and final text of the song suddenly you remember how painful the divorce was…to your Wallet.
Look at the bright side. At least you still have those shiny straight white teeth and that wavy black hair.
It’s frustrating that Even the smartest of all people can add 2+2 still come up with 5.
Even when I rip my hair off my head, my hands are arguing.
I’m not yelling. I’m listening to the new Iron Maiden album.
Why is there a wolverine walking around at the Superman festival?
Injustice, injustice! I think my head will explode….
Migraine Man
I don’t know which jingle is for headaches!
Thunder! Ahhhhhh
Can’t sleep, clown will eat me
Superman’s super hearing and finger nails on a chalkboard do not go well.
Not another lockdown!