Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Flash: Thanks for helping me find my lost contact lense, Superman.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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October 22, 2020 12:51 am

Superman Unchained,
By the power of Rao I have the POWER!!!

October 22, 2020 8:56 am

He was a superman in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization in chains…ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kal, the Eighth Wonder of the World!

October 22, 2020 9:29 am

Maybe Superman joining the Hellfire Club was not the DC/Marvel crossover we actually needed.

Last edited 2 years ago by MattComics
October 22, 2020 12:17 pm

“Are you not entertained?”

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878
October 22, 2020 12:20 pm

Thor’s got nothin on me!

October 22, 2020 12:29 pm


October 22, 2020 12:29 pm

Thundercats, Hooo!!!

October 22, 2020 12:32 pm

Superman-“Beware my power, Superman’s might!!!”

Green Lantern-“ Ah hem. Superman, what are you doing with my GL oath???”

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878
October 22, 2020 12:34 pm

“Can you smell what Superman is cooking?”

With all due respect to Dwayne the Rock Johnson. 🙂

Last edited 2 years ago by Superman2878
October 22, 2020 12:56 pm

i have the power!

October 22, 2020 1:35 pm

Voice from the off: Sure I can give you a hand, Superman! Mmwahaha…

October 22, 2020 2:32 pm

♫♪the hills are alive with the sound of music!♪♫

October 22, 2020 3:51 pm

I can handle my bloody and chains holding me back, but giant hands behind me? Yikes!

October 22, 2020 4:30 pm

superman in les miserables

October 22, 2020 5:23 pm

Ma: Clark, it’s just a Sunday School drama team production of the story of Samson and Delilah. You can dial it down a notch.

October 22, 2020 9:56 pm

hulk smash

October 23, 2020 1:27 am

“Okay. fine. The chains are one thing, but the giant hand behind me trying to tickle me into submission is just over the top. I DO NOT know the recipe for my mom’s
Thanksgiving Apple-Banana raisin nut bread!”

October 23, 2020 9:38 am

Great Scott, my nips are rubbing off!

October 23, 2020 9:38 am

Who’s next!

October 23, 2020 9:39 am

Just bring it!

Da Puertorican
October 23, 2020 10:17 am

I told you already Hulk, this is not Sakaar. Get out of here!

October 24, 2020 6:08 pm

Who run Bardertown?!

October 25, 2020 12:48 pm

Hey,I said my suit needed change, not chains!

October 25, 2020 1:38 pm

Apologies to Laurel & Hardy”Well Jimmy, this is ANOTHER fine mess you’ve gotten me into!”

October 27, 2020 3:48 am

Who needs Conan when I am here?

October 28, 2020 12:45 am

Everybody, sing with me!

“When men say I’m sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!”
With apologies to all fans of the big blue boy scout, but the song popped into my head when i saw the picture.

October 28, 2020 11:06 am

New Alice In Chains LP cover.

October 28, 2020 11:07 am

The inspiration for the song Chain of Fools.