Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Guitar Hero
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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August 27, 2020 12:56 am

Look into my eyes!

August 27, 2020 12:58 am

I think Superman is mad that there wasn’t enough news about him at DC Fandom.

August 27, 2020 1:01 am

Superman when he realizes that they used his theme song for the DC Fandom event, but instead Batman was the star of the show.

Last edited 3 years ago by Superman2878
August 27, 2020 1:06 am

Sunshine on my shoulder makes you happy

August 27, 2020 1:08 am

My eyes are brighter than yours

August 27, 2020 4:02 am

I must have a case of Kryptonian conjunctivitis.

August 27, 2020 8:18 am

Superman is super angry at WB for not letting game developers to create a proper Superman game for him.

August 27, 2020 8:36 am

Wow, the Brightburn sequel is even MORE on the nose.

August 27, 2020 8:41 am

…Look, I don’t care if DC and WB do want me sporting Heat-Vision Eyes 24/7, can I please just get some eye drops?

August 27, 2020 10:39 am

*Ben Stein voice* For dry, red eyes; Clear Eyes is awesome.

Steve Eden
August 27, 2020 2:58 pm
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Wow! I know who that is!

August 27, 2020 10:41 am

Even Superman thinks there was too much chlorine in the pool.

August 27, 2020 11:02 am

Is there a Visine for veiny try-too-hard-special-effects eyes?

August 27, 2020 12:13 pm


August 27, 2020 4:11 pm

If your eyes itch and are red like this, you’re an allergy sufferer.

August 27, 2020 4:36 pm

Dean Cain…!? I disowned him. Oooohhhhh!

August 27, 2020 4:38 pm

Vote Steve for President….or else!

August 27, 2020 4:44 pm

That awkward moment….when the sun hits you in the face when taking a photo.

August 27, 2020 4:45 pm

Would you like your steak…well done?

August 27, 2020 5:00 pm

I’m next in line for Mcfarlane’s Multiverse…ummm…line.

Last edited 3 years ago by Kal-Ed
August 27, 2020 5:03 pm

2 Bright…2 Burnios.

August 27, 2020 5:11 pm

I’m going to say something that is quite terrifyingly evil…but meaningful….and it could be inspirational in way to motivate the inner soul…to achieve the betterness of mankind….and improve you to do the utmost good for all.

Did I really say that!?


August 27, 2020 7:36 pm

Clark, eat a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry.

August 30, 2020 10:11 pm

sight from sore eyes

August 30, 2020 10:18 pm

when you sleep with your contacts in

August 31, 2020 8:16 pm

“Eye of Thundera! Give me sight beyond sight!”

Should we tell him that he’s not in a Thundercats film?

No. Let him figure it out.

Last edited 3 years ago by Superman2878
August 31, 2020 8:26 pm
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thundercats! ho!

August 31, 2020 10:09 pm
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Thunder! Thunder!! Thunder!!! ThunderCats, Ho!!!!!
Lol 😀

Last edited 3 years ago by Superman2878
August 31, 2020 10:20 pm

“Don’t get me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

“Hey Superman! Don’t steal my lines! Hulk am angry!”

“Sorry Hulk!”

August 31, 2020 11:25 pm

That suit really brings out your eyes.

August 31, 2020 11:25 pm

I only have eyes for you.

September 1, 2020 7:51 am

Do I have something in my eye?

September 1, 2020 7:51 am

My eyes are burning and the only cure is more cow bell.

September 1, 2020 7:52 am

I’m not an optometrist but that does not look normal Superman.

September 1, 2020 9:11 am

I stayed up all night playing the injustice video game and now my eyes are sore.

September 1, 2020 9:14 am

Sara Conner?
I’ll be back.

September 1, 2020 4:49 pm

New parents-
Husband to wife: “Look honey, I got this really cool Superman nightlight for the baby’s room. See how his eyes glow?!”
Wife to husband: “Dear, I know you like Superman, but that thing is just creepy and we’re NOT putting it in the baby’s room!”

September 1, 2020 9:12 pm

My eyes adored you though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you like a million miles away from me
You couldn’t see how I adored you
So close, so close and yet so far

September 4, 2020 7:39 pm

Look… look into my eyes.
You are getting sleeepy, sleeee-py,
Now… you will repeat after me,
“DC is better than Marvel”
“DC is better than Marvel”
“DC is better than Marvel”…

September 7, 2020 1:53 pm

Superman turns on a radio and plays Peter Gabriel‘s “ In Your Eyes.”

Last edited 3 years ago by Superman2878