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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Guitar Hero
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Look into my eyes!
I think Superman is mad that there wasn’t enough news about him at DC Fandom.
Superman when he realizes that they used his theme song for the DC Fandom event, but instead Batman was the star of the show.
Sunshine on my shoulder makes you happy
My eyes are brighter than yours
I must have a case of Kryptonian conjunctivitis.
Superman is super angry at WB for not letting game developers to create a proper Superman game for him.
Wow, the Brightburn sequel is even MORE on the nose.
…Look, I don’t care if DC and WB do want me sporting Heat-Vision Eyes 24/7, can I please just get some eye drops?
*Ben Stein voice* For dry, red eyes; Clear Eyes is awesome.
Wow! I know who that is!
Even Superman thinks there was too much chlorine in the pool.
Is there a Visine for veiny try-too-hard-special-effects eyes?
Next!
If your eyes itch and are red like this, you’re an allergy sufferer.
Dean Cain…!? I disowned him. Oooohhhhh!
Vote Steve for President….or else!
That awkward moment….when the sun hits you in the face when taking a photo.
Would you like your steak…well done?
I’m next in line for Mcfarlane’s Multiverse…ummm…line.
2 Bright…2 Burnios.
I’m going to say something that is quite terrifyingly evil…but meaningful….and it could be inspirational in way to motivate the inner soul…to achieve the betterness of mankind….and improve you to do the utmost good for all.
Did I really say that!?
CUT!!!!
Clark, eat a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry.
sight from sore eyes
when you sleep with your contacts in
“Eye of Thundera! Give me sight beyond sight!”
Should we tell him that he’s not in a Thundercats film?
No. Let him figure it out.
thundercats! ho!
Thunder! Thunder!! Thunder!!! ThunderCats, Ho!!!!!
Snarf!
Lol 😀
“Don’t get me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
“Hey Superman! Don’t steal my lines! Hulk am angry!”
“Sorry Hulk!”
That suit really brings out your eyes.
I only have eyes for you.
Do I have something in my eye?
My eyes are burning and the only cure is more cow bell.
I’m not an optometrist but that does not look normal Superman.
I stayed up all night playing the injustice video game and now my eyes are sore.
Sara Conner?
I’ll be back.
New parents-
Husband to wife: “Look honey, I got this really cool Superman nightlight for the baby’s room. See how his eyes glow?!”
Wife to husband: “Dear, I know you like Superman, but that thing is just creepy and we’re NOT putting it in the baby’s room!”
My eyes adored you though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you like a million miles away from me
You couldn’t see how I adored you
So close, so close and yet so far
Look… look into my eyes.
You are getting sleeepy, sleeee-py,
Now… you will repeat after me,
“DC is better than Marvel”
“DC is better than Marvel”
“DC is better than Marvel”…
Superman turns on a radio and plays Peter Gabriel‘s “ In Your Eyes.”