Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

supermanofreno:
Leg cramp!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Marysocontrary
August 26, 2021 3:13 am

“Nia! I wanted a dozen pizzas tonight for dinner, not lunch! Now everyone will think we’re having a pizza party!”

superhero
August 26, 2021 1:00 pm

it wasn’t me!

Superman2878
August 26, 2021 1:57 pm

Zor-el: What is this pleasant sound I’m hearing in this small room?
Kara: It’s elevator music.

Last edited 9 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
August 26, 2021 2:04 pm

Zor-el: Do you think anyone will recognize me with these glasses?
Kara: Wait! Where’s my dad? He was right here! Who are you???

superhero
August 26, 2021 3:45 pm

are you wearing axe body spray?

superhero
August 26, 2021 4:32 pm

did you remember to turn off the stove?

Superman2878
August 26, 2021 6:55 pm

Kara: So did you see the latest episode of Roswell New Mexico?

Zor-el: That’s the one where aliens are disguised as humans right?….

Superman2878
August 26, 2021 7:01 pm

Kara: You kinda look like Clark in those glasses.

Zor-el: Who?

Superman2878
August 27, 2021 2:36 pm

Kara: Did you seriously just push all of the elevator buttons?

Zor-el: Maybe.

superhero
August 28, 2021 2:33 am

i love this song

butchmoore
August 28, 2021 10:56 pm

“What’s that smell?”

Last edited 8 months ago by butchmoore
butchmoore
August 28, 2021 11:04 pm

“What smell?”

lunetemperee
August 29, 2021 4:26 am

This is uplifting!

Da Puertorican
August 30, 2021 12:04 am

If I look straight on… she’ll think it was him.

superhero
August 30, 2021 9:17 am

so, i’m guessing YOU had the chimichanga

mnostl32
August 30, 2021 4:38 pm

Oh my gosh, she’s not wearing glasses.

mnostl32
August 30, 2021 4:39 pm

Why are we all dressed like we’re from the 50’s

mnostl32
August 30, 2021 4:41 pm

Kara: Stop pushing my buttons!

mnostl32
August 30, 2021 4:44 pm

I like this wood panelling

mnostl32
August 30, 2021 4:46 pm

Did you remember to lock the front door?

supermanofreno
September 1, 2021 7:19 am

Isn’t this elevator super, girl?

supermanofreno
September 1, 2021 7:24 am

Wanna fly to Metropolis?

supermanofreno
September 1, 2021 7:24 am

Isn’t this elevator enormous?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:44 am

Is he faster than a speeding bullet?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:46 am

Shouldn’t you be wearing glasses?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:48 am

Why isn’t there a 13th floor?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:51 am

How does “S” mean “hope?”

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:52 am

I wonder if Superman ever wears boxers

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:54 am

Ever notice how his cape keeps getting longer?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:55 am

Think we’ll ever see a Green Lantern?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:57 am

Ever imagine an invisible plane?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:58 am

Should I name my dog Eartho?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 8:59 am

Do you like smooth jazz?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 9:02 am

Wasn’t the Supergirl movie terrible?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 9:03 am

What did you think of Justice League?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 9:04 am

Shouldn’t Batman be muscular?

supermanofreno
September 2, 2021 9:06 am

Does Aquaman ride Seahorses?

superhero
September 3, 2021 1:12 pm

who pinched me?

supermanofreno
September 4, 2021 1:27 am

Remember watching Glee?

supermanofreno
September 4, 2021 1:30 am

Remember New Directions Glee Club?

supermanofreno
September 4, 2021 1:32 am

Can you imagine a 32 year old Supergirl?

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 1:50 am

Zor-el: Remember when I said that being here is so much better than being stuck in the phantom zone?

Kara: Yeah?

Zor-el: I lied.

Kara: What?

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 1:55 am

Zor-el: You know, earth wasn’t my first pick for you Kara.

Kara: So where did you want to send me?

Zor-el: Apocalypse. I hear it’s really nice this time of year.

Kara: WHAT???!!!!

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 1:58 am

Zor-el: We are playing the quiet game. First one to speak loses.

Nia:………….

Kara: What’s the prize for winning?

Zor-el: You lose.

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 2:14 am

Zor-el: I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

Nia: Is it 8?

Zor-el: No

Kara: Is it 2?

Zor-el: No

J’onn: It’s 5!!!

Kara: Wait! Who said that? J’onn, is that you?

J’onn: Um, no it isn’t. I’m not here. I mean…

Kara: Yes it is you! You’re invisible and you read my father’s mind. You cheated!

Last edited 8 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 4, 2021 2:17 am

I think the elevator is stuck.

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 2:18 am

Zor-el: So this is your office.

Kara: It’s an elevator

Zor-el: What’s an elevator?

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 2:23 am

Zor-el- Want to hear me sing If I could save time in a bottle?

Kara: Please no.

Nia: But I like that song……….

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 2:25 am

Zor-el: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Kara: Please no!

Last edited 8 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 4, 2021 10:58 am

Zor-el: So is this pay back for taking you to “take your kid to work day”?

Kara: Yup!

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 11:02 am

Zor-el:So this is a 10 story building?

Kara: Yeah.

Zor-el: I wonder if I could leap it in a single bound.

Kara: Kal can.

Superman2878
September 4, 2021 11:07 am

Zor-el: I think Nia is still angry with me for what I said about the show Glee.

Nia: I’m still not speaking to you. I’m ignoring you.

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 3:58 am

Does Superman bleed?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 3:58 am

Why is Batman so popular?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 4:00 am

Is Green Lantern really that powerful?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 4:01 am

Is the Flash really that fast?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 4:02 am

Does Wonder Woman fly?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 4:03 am

Should I get contact lenses?

supermanofreno
September 8, 2021 11:48 pm

Imagine if Superman had appeared in 1938

supermanofreno
September 10, 2021 5:23 am

Were the moon landings faked?

supermanofreno
September 10, 2021 5:24 am

Is it possible the Earth is flat?

supermanofreno
September 10, 2021 9:18 pm

Doesn’t Metropolis remind you of Toronto?

supermanofreno
September 10, 2021 9:19 pm

Why do I feel like singing?

supermanofreno
September 10, 2021 9:22 pm

Why do people like Star Wars?