Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Squirrel!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Oh no! A zombie bit me!
The good news is, Superman is back from the dead after his battle with doomsday.
The bad news is, he’s a zombie.
Superman. You just defeated parasite, lifted up and threw a giant mountain of Kryptonite into space, defeated a super powered Lex Luthor, and sent Zod and Darkside to the phantom zone. What are you going to do now?
Superman: Sleep!!!
Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a monster! RUN!!!
I am Skeletor!
I know that they wanted to make Superman more serious, but this is ridiculous.
Superman looks Super hungry. Maybe he should go to the Supermarket.
What does the “S” stand for?
Superman: Scary! Boo!
Ahhhh!!!
Lost still of Nicolas Cage from Superman Lives!
Robert Kirkman’s The Flying Dead.
squirrel!
Lol. It never gets old. 🙂
ur right! i thought it could apply, lol
i thought it’d be funny to see the same result twice
It’s definitely a good choice for a caption.
A classic! 🙂
thanks!☺i’m glad u didn’t take offense to it u beat me to the punch last time, lol. it was my first thought too when i saw the pic
None taken. I’m always up for a good laugh. 😀
i’m out of hairspray!
More test footage from the Nic Cage Superman movie found!
Ebeneezer Scrooge!!!
Trick or treat!
DC editor quoted as saying “According to our pie charts Superman being undead will make him more relatable to modern audiences. His being alive is just too old fashioned.”
Eat a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Nicolas Cage is finally playing Superman…at the age of 82.
Save Martha??? Save Meeeeee!!!!
Lol! I was thinking about using that quote. Good one Kal-Ed
😀
The fastest caption contester alive hehehehee 😀
I better be quicker next time. Ha ha ha! 😀
Is the lock down over yet?!
Cookies!!!
That look when you hallucinate that your LSD supplier is eaten by a giant chihuahua.
I haven’t had a date in years
I’m tellin’ you man…it was a giant bat!!
I needs me spinach!
Dude where’s my car?
No it’s not a red underwear anymore, it’s now a red depend.
Not even Superman is immune from Covid.
Oh no, I think I pooped my tights.
After 6 months of stay home and shelter, Superman was never the same.
Now listen here you whippersnapper! I was leaping tall buildings when your grandpa was in kindergarten.
Dehydration; a common side effect of flying too close to the sun.
Soooperman save Loizzz..!
Superman did the mash, he did the monster mash!
The monster mash! It was a Justice League smash!
He did the mash, it caught on like The Flash!
Need aloe, too much sun!
Superman’s plastic surgeon was fired the next day
YEE-AAAAGGG! NOT THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR!!!!!
Spoiler alert for Supermanhomepage.com Halloween 2020 wallpaper!
Despite casting a zombie to play Superman, everyone on the internet still companied about the COSTUME being wrong.
Beach-Kryptonite takes away Superman’s ability to tan
Superman joins “Walking Dad” TV series
The CGI to erase Henry Cavil’s mustache keeps getting worse
I watched ALL of Netflix! Now what?
I hate these 4:00 AM casting calls
I’m a vampire? AGAIN??????
What!!! They cancelled my movie???
can you spare some change?
they took ‘er jerbs!
Bendis… he’s… finally gone!
does my breath smell?
where are my eyebrows?
1.21 gigawatts?!
The baby’s awake again? It’s 3:am!
Lois looks at her date, then looks at his online profile.
Lois: You don’t look like your profile.
You’re very skinny Superman.
Superman: “ The camera adds ten pounds.”
Superman: Note to self, never again listen to Darkseid on
the merits of Apokolips Brandy!
are you not entertained?
lassie come home!
me take first selfie!
So that’s what happens to Superman if he doesn’t get enough sun.
here kitty kitty!
Superman: “So kids, when your dentist tells you to brush and floss after every meal then you better do what he says or you’ll wind up with teeth like me.”
Superman: “Lois might be right, I need to lay off the coffee.”
“I am Mum-Ra!!!”
So he still thinks we’re filming Thundercats?
Shhh! Don’t tell him that this is a Superman film. This will be hilarious for the bloopers.