Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
Superman: “Everyone’s getting gift cards next year.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Awesome
January 9, 2020 12:08 am

The woman with green hair & pale skin has money flying out of her dress

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 1:51 am
Reply to  Awesome

Joker: “Can you read my mind?”

Superman: “You’re crazy.”

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 2:02 am

Nice night for a flight, right Lois? Ahhh! Where’s Lois???

Dazzatron
January 9, 2020 3:22 am

I should have gone to Specsavers.

Dazzatron
January 9, 2020 3:26 am
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People ouitside of Australia probably won’t get that one.

Hailex
January 9, 2020 7:22 am

I wore this just for the Golden Globes!!!

jreyes3001
January 9, 2020 7:53 am

Umm nice dress?

jreyes3001
January 9, 2020 7:53 am

That dress brings out your eyes.

general_zod
January 9, 2020 8:40 am

(Joker) “Can you read my mind Supes?
(Joker In Thought) What colour underwear am I wearing?

MattComics
January 9, 2020 9:03 am

Joker: “Hahahahaha, I’m Hollywood’s new darling diva Supey!”

Superman: “Villians should NOT get solo movies.”

MattComics
January 9, 2020 9:30 am

Joker: “WB execs say you need ME to put your movie over with modern audiences!”

Superman: “Suddenly, Flyby doesn’t seem so bad..”

MattComics
January 9, 2020 9:38 am

Joker: “Can you r..OW!”

Superman: “Don’t go there.”

Super Kal
January 9, 2020 10:46 am

“No, I cant read your mind, and quite frankly, I don’t want to.”

Superman2878
January 18, 2020 8:42 pm
Reply to  Super Kal

How’d you get the yellow into Superman’s Kingdom Come symbol for your profile pic Super Kal? It looks great!
😀

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:13 am

Joker: ” I can see my house from here!”

Superman: “ That’s not your house Joker. That’s Arkham asylum.”

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:17 am

Joker: “ There it is Peter! Neverland! Second star to the right and straight on till morning!”

Superman: “ Peter Pan flew with children Joker. In a fairytale. And that’s not Neverland, it’s Arkham asylum .”

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:22 am

Joker: “Do you think that money just falls from the sky?”

Superman: “No, but it is falling out of your suitcase.”

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:26 am

Joker: “ Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a crazy clown in dress! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!”

Superman: “………….”

jreyes3001
January 9, 2020 11:40 am

Hey Sups, why so serious?

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:46 am

Joker: “Fly me to the moooon!”

Superman: “…….”

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 11:50 am

Joker: “ If you go crazy then would I still call you Superman?”

Superman: “ You’re not funny Joker.”

Joker: “ Why so serious Supy? Let’s put a smile on that face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

jreyes3001
January 9, 2020 3:26 pm

The second guy says. What do you think I am crazy? You’ll just turn it off when I’m halfway across. Nothing really, Batman laughed at that joke.

approuty
January 9, 2020 4:31 pm

Superman got infected by Scarecrow’s hallucination gas.

Lois’s yelling “Its me, Lois, Superman!” sounds like laugher, which doesn’t help.

Steve Eden
January 9, 2020 5:55 pm

I will NEVER play poker with this guy EVER AGAIN!

jreyes3001
January 9, 2020 9:27 pm

Wow Uber has stepped up their game. I did not know flight was an option.

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 9:59 pm

This is the last time I let Batman talk me into watching over Gotham while he’s away!

Superman2878
January 9, 2020 10:01 pm

What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me.
Smiley! Ha ha ha ha ha!

svillar13
January 9, 2020 11:10 pm

Superman: Really Bendis? Really?!

Superman2878
January 10, 2020 11:19 am

I skipped out on my date with Lois for this clown???

Mr Mxy
January 10, 2020 11:47 am

Trust me supes,you will have a hit movie again one day just like me!

Superman2878
January 10, 2020 12:09 pm

How about we star in a movie together?
Joker v Superman. Dawn of hilarity. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Superman2878
January 10, 2020 4:04 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Look Superman! It’s like the nothing never was!

Superman2878
January 11, 2020 2:32 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Stop me if you heard this one. I just flew in from Gotham and boy are my arms tired! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

Superman2878
January 12, 2020 9:34 am

Joker: “ You and me flying together.This is so Awesome Supy!”

Superman: “ It’s Not Awesome Joker!”

Superman2878
January 12, 2020 1:11 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Hey Superman! I’ll pay you a million dollars to let me go.”

Superman: “ Not a chance!”

Joker: “Ok two million and not a penny more.”

Superman: “Nope.”

Randarch
January 15, 2020 6:15 pm

Can we stop by Starbucks?

Randarch
January 15, 2020 6:16 pm

How’s my hair?

Superman2878
January 16, 2020 5:19 pm
Reply to  Randarch

Aww, come on! Why can’t I be in this year’s crossover? It’ll be fun! Look I even wore my best dress!

Superman2878
January 16, 2020 5:21 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Tell me something Superman. Does this dress make me look fat?

jreyes3001
January 17, 2020 11:03 pm

So is this considered our first date Supes?

Superman2878
January 18, 2020 12:39 am

Nice cape!!! Can I have it? It would look great with this dress!

Superman2878
January 21, 2020 11:08 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free! Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me! Ha ha Ha ha ha!
Right Supy????”

Superman: “…………..”

jreyes3001
January 22, 2020 6:33 am

Don’t miss The Bachelor the women tell all episode.