Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman: “Everyone’s getting gift cards next year.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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January 9, 2020 12:08 am

The woman with green hair & pale skin has money flying out of her dress

January 9, 2020 1:51 am
Reply to  Awesome

Joker: “Can you read my mind?”

Superman: “You’re crazy.”

January 9, 2020 2:02 am

Nice night for a flight, right Lois? Ahhh! Where’s Lois???

January 9, 2020 3:22 am

I should have gone to Specsavers.

January 9, 2020 3:26 am
Reply to  Dazzatron

People ouitside of Australia probably won’t get that one.

January 9, 2020 7:22 am

I wore this just for the Golden Globes!!!

January 9, 2020 7:53 am

Umm nice dress?

January 9, 2020 7:53 am

That dress brings out your eyes.

January 9, 2020 8:40 am

(Joker) “Can you read my mind Supes?
(Joker In Thought) What colour underwear am I wearing?

January 9, 2020 9:03 am

Joker: “Hahahahaha, I’m Hollywood’s new darling diva Supey!”

Superman: “Villians should NOT get solo movies.”

January 9, 2020 9:30 am

Joker: “WB execs say you need ME to put your movie over with modern audiences!”

Superman: “Suddenly, Flyby doesn’t seem so bad..”

January 9, 2020 9:38 am

Joker: “Can you r..OW!”

Superman: “Don’t go there.”

January 9, 2020 10:46 am

“No, I cant read your mind, and quite frankly, I don’t want to.”

January 18, 2020 8:42 pm
Reply to 

How’d you get the yellow into Superman’s Kingdom Come symbol for your profile pic Super Kal? It looks great!

January 9, 2020 11:13 am

Joker: ” I can see my house from here!”

Superman: “ That’s not your house Joker. That’s Arkham asylum.”

January 9, 2020 11:17 am

Joker: “ There it is Peter! Neverland! Second star to the right and straight on till morning!”

Superman: “ Peter Pan flew with children Joker. In a fairytale. And that’s not Neverland, it’s Arkham asylum .”

January 9, 2020 11:22 am

Joker: “Do you think that money just falls from the sky?”

Superman: “No, but it is falling out of your suitcase.”

January 9, 2020 11:26 am

Joker: “ Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a crazy clown in dress! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!”

Superman: “………….”

January 9, 2020 11:40 am

Hey Sups, why so serious?

January 9, 2020 11:46 am

Joker: “Fly me to the moooon!”

Superman: “…….”

January 9, 2020 11:50 am

Joker: “ If you go crazy then would I still call you Superman?”

Superman: “ You’re not funny Joker.”

Joker: “ Why so serious Supy? Let’s put a smile on that face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

January 9, 2020 3:26 pm

The second guy says. What do you think I am crazy? You’ll just turn it off when I’m halfway across. Nothing really, Batman laughed at that joke.

January 9, 2020 4:31 pm

Superman got infected by Scarecrow’s hallucination gas.

Lois’s yelling “Its me, Lois, Superman!” sounds like laugher, which doesn’t help.

Steve Eden
January 9, 2020 5:55 pm

I will NEVER play poker with this guy EVER AGAIN!

January 9, 2020 9:27 pm

Wow Uber has stepped up their game. I did not know flight was an option.

January 9, 2020 9:59 pm

This is the last time I let Batman talk me into watching over Gotham while he’s away!

January 9, 2020 10:01 pm

What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me.
Smiley! Ha ha ha ha ha!

January 9, 2020 11:10 pm

Superman: Really Bendis? Really?!

January 10, 2020 11:19 am

I skipped out on my date with Lois for this clown???

Mr Mxy
January 10, 2020 11:47 am

Trust me supes,you will have a hit movie again one day just like me!

January 10, 2020 12:09 pm

How about we star in a movie together?
Joker v Superman. Dawn of hilarity. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

January 10, 2020 4:04 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Look Superman! It’s like the nothing never was!

January 11, 2020 2:32 am
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Stop me if you heard this one. I just flew in from Gotham and boy are my arms tired! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

January 12, 2020 9:34 am

Joker: “ You and me flying together.This is so Awesome Supy!”

Superman: “ It’s Not Awesome Joker!”

January 12, 2020 1:11 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Hey Superman! I’ll pay you a million dollars to let me go.”

Superman: “ Not a chance!”

Joker: “Ok two million and not a penny more.”

Superman: “Nope.”

January 15, 2020 6:15 pm

Can we stop by Starbucks?

January 15, 2020 6:16 pm

How’s my hair?

January 16, 2020 5:19 pm
Reply to  Randarch

Aww, come on! Why can’t I be in this year’s crossover? It’ll be fun! Look I even wore my best dress!

January 16, 2020 5:21 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Tell me something Superman. Does this dress make me look fat?

January 17, 2020 11:03 pm

So is this considered our first date Supes?

January 18, 2020 12:39 am

Nice cape!!! Can I have it? It would look great with this dress!

January 21, 2020 11:08 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

Joker: “Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free! Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me! Ha ha Ha ha ha!
Right Supy????”

Superman: “…………..”

January 22, 2020 6:33 am

Don’t miss The Bachelor the women tell all episode.