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The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Superman: “Everyone’s getting gift cards next year.”
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The woman with green hair & pale skin has money flying out of her dress
Joker: “Can you read my mind?”
Superman: “You’re crazy.”
Nice night for a flight, right Lois? Ahhh! Where’s Lois???
I should have gone to Specsavers.
People ouitside of Australia probably won’t get that one.
I wore this just for the Golden Globes!!!
Umm nice dress?
That dress brings out your eyes.
(Joker) “Can you read my mind Supes?
(Joker In Thought) What colour underwear am I wearing?
Joker: “Hahahahaha, I’m Hollywood’s new darling diva Supey!”
Superman: “Villians should NOT get solo movies.”
Joker: “WB execs say you need ME to put your movie over with modern audiences!”
Superman: “Suddenly, Flyby doesn’t seem so bad..”
Joker: “Can you r..OW!”
Superman: “Don’t go there.”
“No, I cant read your mind, and quite frankly, I don’t want to.”
How’d you get the yellow into Superman’s Kingdom Come symbol for your profile pic Super Kal? It looks great!
Joker: ” I can see my house from here!”
Superman: “ That’s not your house Joker. That’s Arkham asylum.”
Joker: “ There it is Peter! Neverland! Second star to the right and straight on till morning!”
Superman: “ Peter Pan flew with children Joker. In a fairytale. And that’s not Neverland, it’s Arkham asylum .”
Joker: “Do you think that money just falls from the sky?”
Superman: “No, but it is falling out of your suitcase.”
Joker: “ Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a crazy clown in dress! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!”
Hey Sups, why so serious?
Joker: “Fly me to the moooon!”
Joker: “ If you go crazy then would I still call you Superman?”
Superman: “ You’re not funny Joker.”
Joker: “ Why so serious Supy? Let’s put a smile on that face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
The second guy says. What do you think I am crazy? You’ll just turn it off when I’m halfway across. Nothing really, Batman laughed at that joke.
Superman got infected by Scarecrow’s hallucination gas.
Lois’s yelling “Its me, Lois, Superman!” sounds like laugher, which doesn’t help.
I will NEVER play poker with this guy EVER AGAIN!
Wow Uber has stepped up their game. I did not know flight was an option.
This is the last time I let Batman talk me into watching over Gotham while he’s away!
What’s the S stand for? Wait don’t tell me.
Smiley! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Superman: Really Bendis? Really?!
I skipped out on my date with Lois for this clown???
Trust me supes,you will have a hit movie again one day just like me!
How about we star in a movie together?
Joker v Superman. Dawn of hilarity. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Look Superman! It’s like the nothing never was!
Joker: “Stop me if you heard this one. I just flew in from Gotham and boy are my arms tired! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Joker: “ You and me flying together.This is so Awesome Supy!”
Superman: “ It’s Not Awesome Joker!”
Joker: “Hey Superman! I’ll pay you a million dollars to let me go.”
Superman: “ Not a chance!”
Joker: “Ok two million and not a penny more.”
Can we stop by Starbucks?
How’s my hair?
Aww, come on! Why can’t I be in this year’s crossover? It’ll be fun! Look I even wore my best dress!
Tell me something Superman. Does this dress make me look fat?
So is this considered our first date Supes?
Nice cape!!! Can I have it? It would look great with this dress!
Joker: “Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free! Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me! Ha ha Ha ha ha!
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