Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
Squirrel!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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lunetemperee
September 24, 2020 12:10 am

Oh no! A zombie bit me!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:16 am

The good news is, Superman is back from the dead after his battle with doomsday.

The bad news is, he’s a zombie.

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:21 am

Superman. You just defeated parasite, lifted up and threw a giant mountain of Kryptonite into space, defeated a super powered Lex Luthor, and sent Zod and Darkside to the phantom zone. What are you going to do now?

Superman: Sleep!!!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:25 am

Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a monster! RUN!!!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:26 am

I am Skeletor!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:29 am

I know that they wanted to make Superman more serious, but this is ridiculous.

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:32 am

Superman looks Super hungry. Maybe he should go to the Supermarket.

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 1:34 am

What does the “S” stand for?

Superman: Scary! Boo!

Ahhhh!!!

Zack613
September 24, 2020 7:07 am

Lost still of Nicolas Cage from Superman Lives!

MattComics
September 24, 2020 8:16 am

Robert Kirkman’s The Flying Dead.

superhero
September 24, 2020 9:00 am

squirrel!

Superman2878
September 26, 2020 1:34 am
Reply to  superhero

Lol. It never gets old. 🙂

superhero
September 26, 2020 5:36 am
Reply to  Superman2878

ur right! i thought it could apply, lol

superhero
September 26, 2020 5:37 am
Reply to  Superman2878

i thought it’d be funny to see the same result twice

Superman2878
September 26, 2020 7:13 pm
Reply to  superhero

It’s definitely a good choice for a caption.
A classic! 🙂

superhero
September 26, 2020 7:15 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

thanks!☺i’m glad u didn’t take offense to it u beat me to the punch last time, lol. it was my first thought too when i saw the pic

Superman2878
September 27, 2020 1:39 pm
Reply to  superhero

None taken. I’m always up for a good laugh. 😀

superhero
September 24, 2020 9:04 am

i’m out of hairspray!

MattComics
September 24, 2020 9:29 am

More test footage from the Nic Cage Superman movie found!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 9:55 am

Ebeneezer Scrooge!!!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 9:57 am

Trick or treat!

MattComics
September 24, 2020 10:03 am

DC editor quoted as saying “According to our pie charts Superman being undead will make him more relatable to modern audiences. His being alive is just too old fashioned.”

edge9000x
September 24, 2020 11:57 am

Eat a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry.

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:04 pm

Nicolas Cage is finally playing Superman…at the age of 82.

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:10 pm

Save Martha??? Save Meeeeee!!!!

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 9:36 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

Lol! I was thinking about using that quote. Good one Kal-Ed
😀

Kal-Ed
September 25, 2020 8:33 am
Reply to  Superman2878

The fastest caption contester alive hehehehee 😀

Superman2878
September 27, 2020 1:40 pm
Reply to  Kal-Ed

I better be quicker next time. Ha ha ha! 😀

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:11 pm

Is the lock down over yet?!

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:21 pm

Cookies!!!

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:36 pm

That look when you hallucinate that your LSD supplier is eaten by a giant chihuahua.

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 1:38 pm

I haven’t had a date in years

Kal-Ed
September 24, 2020 2:04 pm

I’m tellin’ you man…it was a giant bat!!

Whogaman
September 24, 2020 3:41 pm

I needs me spinach!

jreyes3001
September 24, 2020 8:33 pm

Dude where’s my car?

jreyes3001
September 24, 2020 8:35 pm

No it’s not a red underwear anymore, it’s now a red depend.

jreyes3001
September 24, 2020 8:36 pm

Not even Superman is immune from Covid.

jreyes3001
September 24, 2020 8:37 pm

Oh no, I think I pooped my tights.

jreyes3001
September 24, 2020 8:38 pm

After 6 months of stay home and shelter, Superman was never the same.

Superman2878
September 24, 2020 9:40 pm

Now listen here you whippersnapper! I was leaping tall buildings when your grandpa was in kindergarten.

mnostl32
September 25, 2020 9:33 am

Dehydration; a common side effect of flying too close to the sun.

MattComics
September 25, 2020 10:36 am

Soooperman save Loizzz..!

mnostl32
September 25, 2020 11:00 am

Superman did the mash, he did the monster mash!
The monster mash! It was a Justice League smash!
He did the mash, it caught on like The Flash!

mnostl32
September 25, 2020 11:01 am

Need aloe, too much sun!

mnostl32
September 25, 2020 11:02 am

Superman’s plastic surgeon was fired the next day

Steve Eden
September 25, 2020 2:36 pm

YEE-AAAAGGG! NOT THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR!!!!!

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:21 pm

Spoiler alert for Supermanhomepage.com Halloween 2020 wallpaper!

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:22 pm

Despite casting a zombie to play Superman, everyone on the internet still companied about the COSTUME being wrong.

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:23 pm

Beach-Kryptonite takes away Superman’s ability to tan

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:23 pm

Superman joins “Walking Dad” TV series

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:24 pm

The CGI to erase Henry Cavil’s mustache keeps getting worse

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:24 pm

I watched ALL of Netflix! Now what?

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:25 pm

I hate these 4:00 AM casting calls

robertgillis
September 26, 2020 12:25 pm

I’m a vampire? AGAIN??????

Superman2878
September 26, 2020 4:17 pm

What!!! They cancelled my movie???

Last edited 27 days ago by Superman2878
superhero
September 26, 2020 5:37 pm

can you spare some change?

superhero
September 26, 2020 6:17 pm

they took ‘er jerbs!

Da Puertorican
September 26, 2020 8:31 pm

Bendis… he’s… finally gone!

superhero
September 26, 2020 9:11 pm

does my breath smell?

superhero
September 26, 2020 9:14 pm

where are my eyebrows?

superhero
September 26, 2020 10:31 pm

1.21 gigawatts?!

Superman2878
September 27, 2020 1:45 pm

The baby’s awake again? It’s 3:am!

Superman2878
September 28, 2020 10:49 am

Lois looks at her date, then looks at his online profile.

Lois: You don’t look like your profile.

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Superman2878
September 28, 2020 10:53 am

You’re very skinny Superman.

Superman: “ The camera adds ten pounds.”

Tom-EL
September 28, 2020 12:41 pm

Superman: Note to self, never again listen to Darkseid on
the merits of Apokolips Brandy!

superhero
September 28, 2020 4:36 pm

are you not entertained?

superhero
September 28, 2020 4:46 pm

lassie come home!

superhero
September 28, 2020 5:29 pm

me take first selfie!

Superman2878
September 29, 2020 8:49 pm

So that’s what happens to Superman if he doesn’t get enough sun.

superhero
October 3, 2020 6:12 pm

here kitty kitty!

New Roosterman
October 4, 2020 1:37 am

Superman: “So kids, when your dentist tells you to brush and floss after every meal then you better do what he says or you’ll wind up with teeth like me.”

New Roosterman
October 4, 2020 1:38 am

Superman: “Lois might be right, I need to lay off the coffee.”

Superman2878
October 4, 2020 10:48 am

“I am Mum-Ra!!!”

So he still thinks we’re filming Thundercats?

Shhh! Don’t tell him that this is a Superman film. This will be hilarious for the bloopers.